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Shop or Not: The Cleanliness of Neopian Shops

I have taken it upon myself, in good health I might add, to go around and check out the cleanliness of the shops in Neopia Central...

by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
To Bid or Not to Bid

Not much is known about the Auction House. No one knows the story of how it actually came into existence; has it always been there?

by lalichan0107
The Snowager Sleeps

The Snowager is a monstrous worm made completely out of ice who resides in his own personal cave in the Ice Caves in Terror Mountain.

by katelyn12697
Dueling Decks, a Trophy Guide – Going for the Gold

Have you ever played a game, tried your very hardest, thought you'd done really well, then visited the high score table only to find you are miles down it?

by daughters_ofthe_moon
Beating the Heat

It's a shame to waste the summer months dreading the heat after you've recently suffered through an entire frigid winter and rainy spring waiting for it, but there is nothing you can do about it.

...or is there?

by crrazay

Ice Cream

Ice cream is delicious no matter what the season or occasion and it always adds a nice touch of elegance and, most importantly, tastiness to just about any dessert platter.

by riptocs
Neopian Fashions Part 1: Brightvale

While Brightvale is home to anything and everything knowledgeable, is it also home to some of the finest fashions in Neopian history.

by petpet_master_
A Celebration of Intelligence

It's Brightvale Day. The time when the inhabitants of Brightvale get to have fun and celebrate.

by jamespongebob
The 5 Best Places in Brightvale

This week there is a very special holiday in the land of Neopia - the discovery of Brightvale! This prosperous kingdom is home to wise scholars and beautiful stained glass windows, lush green fields and a King who's the wisest of them all!

by omi_roxx
 
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Fashion: Brightvale



Ah, Brightvale, Neopia's most intelligent land. A beautiful green land ruled by only the most knowledgeable King Hagan, a King proven to be infinitely better than his grumpy little brother, Skarl. This peaceful land is filled to the brim with delicacies such as the lovely exotic yet memorable fruits of Brightvale, the divinely crafted armour, found only at the Brightvale armoury, and do not forget the abundant supply of only the finest reading materials, found both at the Scrollery and Brightvale Books...



Other Stories


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With Intelligence Comes Ignorance
"Wait, you're telling me you, Teckno, the guy who's read over a hundred and sixty books, have not read Mystery of the Kougra Paw?"

by jarm9

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An Empty Heart, A Lost Soul
"Come on, Rosie. You're next up on stage. You look perfect," the tall human girl said as she dragged me to the stage where I would be showing off for the Beauty Contest.

by allison_kitty11

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Kings and Curses: Part Eight
Jazan was the most powerful sorcerer that they had. If there was anything magical that could be done, he would be able to do it...

by saphira_27

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The Almost Pound Escape... Or Something Like That: Part Five
"Oh, I can do worse," Dr. Death said, looking at me with a cruel grin.

by supergirl1057

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Fruit Tree
The tree was talking, I tell you!

by thebusterbell

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Shuzu and Tig; Scoaches
It's alright, Tig, I'm sure you're not the only one.

by firefriendsforever



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