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	Neopian Literature Behind the pages: 381 Dirt Jokes! A book with a dirty sense of humour... by andypopo
	3D Kau Pop-up Card (Printable Craft) A Neopian spin on a(n animal) 3D pop-up card idea from the Internet by jaylahcat
	Coltzan's Last Words I WILL RULE AS PHARAOH!! by shellshocks
	Inside the Mind of a Lupe What Lupes REALLY think! Also by t0tor0 by stargirl089
	Blossoms~ A Day Out Part 2 I'm glad I was able to catch you in time! by twillieblossom
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	In Depth The dullest read ever... by ssjelitegirl
	It's not fair... Finally, no more omelettes! by xxxfenice_neraxxx
	Puns with a Kau Holy kau, those are a lot of puns! by roxanna203
	Outburst of a loyal fan The heartbreaking feeling... collaboration with vitrais by hoppip_grass
	Fountain of Youth - Part 3 Continue on with Cor the Shoyru who is on a quest for water from the fountain of youth. This changes things... by dekucorey
	A Book Worth Re-Reading The worst time to forget! by _brainchild_
	Is it lotion? I can't believe it snot lotion! by the_anonymous_ninja
	The 'Surprise' It's been 10 years since they've been home. Home, however, isn't quite how they remember it. by iluvlupes250
	Out of Line At least he's honest about their farming ethic. by narutoluvr935
	Random Oddness: Neopian Literature I wonder if any of that knowledge comes in handy... by mistyqee
	Star Player Older staff members hits back! by luucsg
	Wishful Thinking Today will be the day! by cherni_chuu
	My Snotty Sis: The Dress When your sister is snotty, sharing things may get messy! by __kitty__tails__
	I see When Qasala guards need glasses by tamigira
	Herding Hopes Pt 1 Wait..who is that? by speeedway
	Royal Pain: Neopian Literature Brawn over brains by winner19955
	Hansos Guide to Escaping Dungeons Once upon a time, a young and innocent Ixi... by kentuckyfrychickenrl

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"Sophie's Leave Me Alone Notice" by liouchan
At the edge of the swamp that is home to Sophie the Swamp Witch, there stands a vine-wreathed sign featuring instructions to leave her alone in bold lettering. Behind the sign, forty pages of bark-like paper unfold like an accordion. PRIVATE SWAMP. KEEP OUT. NO TRESPASSING. Trespassers will be zapped on sight. Trespass: intransitive verb. To enter unlawfully upon the swamp of another, more specifically Sophie. To make an unwarranted or uninvited incursion into said swamp, which your incursions are guaranteed to be. So don't do that. Keeping out is exactly like coming in, except that you don't, which should be well within the realm of your capabilities. Disclaimer: the owner of the swamp declines any and all responsibility for what may happen to dunderheads...

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Sophie's Leave Me Alone Notice
At the edge of the swamp that is home to Sophie the Swamp Witch, there stands a vine-wreathed sign featuring instructions to leave her alone in bold lettering. Behind the sign, forty pages of bark-like paper unfold like an accordion...

by liouchan

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The Tombola is Out of Cash!
Authors Note: This short story was inspired by the Neopian book titled Out of Cash: A Tombola Story. Hope you enjoy my imaginings!

by neogal_anu

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Awkward Social Functions and YOU!
Sure, you can have good food, friendly company, excellent music, the best venue Neopoints can buy…but sometimes, not even those are enough to keep a social function from becoming – gasp – an awkward social function.

by precious_katuch14

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Top 5 Dance Books
That is such a NON-boring book!

by greyorangegrey

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Selected Volumes from Brightvale Library
Sakhmet Tales is a popular book with families all across Neopia — this latest edition includes more folktales from the desert than ever before. Although there are some tales based on historical events, such as the founding of Sakhmet City, the accuracy of these accounts are suspect...

by herdygerdy

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Quarry Life
Life for the vast majority of Obsidian Quarry meant keeping their head down and doing the best with the hand they've been dealt. It wasn't much – nothing ever was. But that was all they could expect...

by blueys45

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