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Picture Me This

Where should one draw the line?

Also by Minnesotan

by msjanny

Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 6

These abandoned usershops are a real blight...

by june_scarlet
Normal is Boring #3 - Part 1

The first of a two part adventure!

by alexatina
Anniversary - Part 8

Come for the cake, stay for the motes.

by caylista
Secrets of the Negg Faerie

It's full of secrets.

Also by: melovechias

by roxanna203

The Adventures of Kad and Drooly 4

I must escape...

by iciclefaerie05
Island Training School

So THAT'S what those are for...

by emeny_neo
Ariathia vs Chomby

Eat carrots!

by moonlitennight
Dizzy Wizzy

Just be careful...

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

Random Adventures #1: Wings

I THOUGHT I fixed that.

by dashcostello
133984: Let Them Eat Cake, Part 6

So so lucky,

by lycaonpictus77
Codestone

You didn't see anything...

by fourin
Random Oddness

Your pastel pets will love this joke.

by mistyqee
Thousand Yard Stare

STOP IT!

by sheeplette
Lab Ray Confusion

What????

by cherokee165
The Shocking Truth Behind Musho Mushy Peas

Oh no!

by toasterwaffle
Juice?

Uh... Whoops?

Also by tizzlestix

by meowbey

Time for a Surprise!

A very cute one.

Also by pajama_333

by shaielchan

Eclectic Antics: Happy Birthday, Neopets!

Grab your forks; we've got cake!

by amarettoball
Trouble in Paradise: Candles

The candles are a lie! D:

by chasing_stars44
 
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"Library of Kindness" by misty_lax
”Rangeant, you're late again." Captain Threelegs muttered in front of the class. "I'm sorry Captain Threelegs. I overslept." I laughed as I walked through the Academy's classroom, walking to my seat. Captain Threelegs continued discussing the lesson while I was busy preparing things. That was what I called a normal day. Getting scolded by Captain Threelegs was a regular occurrence, no matter how irrational it was. Doesn't he know how far Terror Mountain is from Krawk Island? I wish there was an academy near my home. My parents enrolled me in this school telling me that I would learn a lot from Captain Threelegs. "I will be handling your homework for today. Make sure you finish your homework when you get home later." Captain Threelegs told the class after the bell rang, before stomping out of the room.




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Library of Kindness
"Rangeant, you're late again." Captain Threelegs muttered in front of the class. "I'm sorry Captain Threelegs. I overslept." I laughed as I walked through the Academy's classroom, walking to my seat. Captain Threelegs continued discussing the lesson while I was busy preparing things.

by misty_lax

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Something I Don't Already Know
“Why is it that every time these twin Wockies organize a parade, we’re the ones sent to clean after it?”

“Shut up and get to work, Cornelius,” Carmichael glared at the Werelupe, pulling off the latex gloves from her fingers. The ghost Xweetok groaned, tying her hair in a bun. Her translucent face was stained with flaked skin and red spots, her Howie coat unbuttoned and in a state of disarray.

by cherishtwilight


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Neopets’ Birthday Biggest Changes
Neopets’ Birthday is maybe a big time for the site but it doesn’t usually bring out many big changes. Plenty of new items and even Neopet Colours are released but nothing that affects the mass majority of Neopets players. However that doesn’t mean some big changes haven’t occurred on Neopets’ Birthday and while they usually are just restricted to during Neopets’ Birthday sometimes they’re permanent features all year around.

by pikachu315111

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Unique Spooky Foods
Some Spooky Foods are more unique than others. Sure, gummy rats are spooky, but there are three different kinds. Not very unique, right? And I couldn't tell you how many of those foods come from ghosts... Those aren't very special either. No, here I'll show you the strangest, spookiest, most unique foods ever to come out of the Haunted Woods. Ready? Here we go.

by zahjar2

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PPLease Be Kind To Petpets: Part One
Amity the Blue Kacheek rubbed his paws together nervously. Today was his first day as director of the PPL and he was determined to make the most of it. First order of business, he thought to himself, getting to know my new staff.

by flowerpower446

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The Faerie of Ars Arcanium: Part Two
"What do you mean she's the key to it?!" Sinisal said in bewilderment. She hadn't expected it to be this easy and truthfully neither did Diakumablo, although he tried to appear like he did.

by orisasda



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