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	A Helpful List of Valentine's Gifts This is a great time to show all kinds of people how much you care. But what if you're unsure about what to send? by shakinheadtotoe
	The Best Gifts for YOUR Valentine! Sure, a diamond lasts forever, but chocolate makes you feel great now. Also by knucklestheechidna52 by pretty_feet
	Obsessive Sloth Disorder – A Warning to Gamers! What exactly is Obsessive Sloth Disorder? Well, it seems to infect people who play the game Splat-A-Sloth. Also by emmymyemmygirl by jester_xyz
	Appealing Apparel: Wearables for Valentine's Day Valentine's Day is here, and what better way to show off your Valentine's Day spirit than dressing up your pets? by babyazndragon
	Budgeted Gifts for Valentine's Have you thought about what you're going to pass out to those you've shared happy times with all throughout the year? by ridiculer
	5 Reasons Why Not to Do Jhudora's Quest This article will give you five good reasons to stop yourself from becoming Jhudora's next victim, and to do Illusen's Quest, because we all know that Illusen is much better, right? by jockylocky
	Happy Un-Valentine's Day We caught up with a few of our "friends" at the Gallery of Evil to see how they celebrate their Un-Valentine's Day... Also by squishable by popolopolis_the_3rd_
	Top 10 Things NOT to Give Your Valentine Valentine's Day shopping can be intense! I mean, if you get your valentine the wrong gift... Also by water_park1993 by imogenweasley
	Sloth to Claim his Vengeance? Dozens of stories, articles, and comics have since depicted the often humiliating failure of the doctor... by tashni
	A Uniquely Conventional Valentine's Gift You’re reading advice from a cheap, sentimental Neopet to cheap, sentimental Neopets everywhere. by love_charmed
	Celebrating Lenny Day You THOUGHT you knew about Lennies. by chicenhog
	What Type of Fangirl Are You? Have you ever wondered what type of fangirl you were? Whether you were a calmer, more laid-back fangirl, or a true rabid-fangirl? by birdinggal

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Valentine's Advice

And since it is Valentine's Day—do you know where I'm going with this? No? Thanks for everything, (insert owner's name). I love you! That's right. It's finally time to redeem the three words that have been an underestimated present for far too long. That single phrase, paired with a cute face, big eyes and timid stance can soften the hardest, most incorrigible owners...

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