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	The Art of True Neofriends Such a shame that so many Neofriends don’t live up to their name: sure, they’re on Neo, but they aren’t our friends. by chibifi3d
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	Curse of Maraqua Set Review There are plenty of cool cards to collect and explore in the expansion, and this article is all about them. by mayathegreat
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	Asparagus World - Could It Possibly Exist? Intrigued by this, I set out to discover a bit more on Neopia’s favorite vegetable. And while I was on this innocent trip, I discovered far more about this mysterious vegetable than I ever intended... by midnight_tango

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Rocks our Socks

It is interesting to note how Neopets patiently endure long lines while perspiration continues to trickle down their foreheads, and how the gargantuan “SOLD OUT” sign at the Ticket Booth always bursts the best of their bubbles. But have you ever asked yourself why concerts remain the ultimate stress busters around? Well, I guess not...

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