It's a Hard Life When You're Evil...

by k_aren_z

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To Be a Pirate: Part One
The Blue Kougra got daintily to her feet. "I don't get you, Usukishi," she said, using the Usul's full name. "Why on earth do you want to pretend we're scruffy, dirty pirates instead of Usuki princesses?"

by lolazgirl

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Neopian Bloopers #2
What do you call a shoyru with earmuffs on?

by omomake

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Christmas Warmth: Part One
"Good morning," she mumbled. They walked down a long hallway with metal silvery walls, the spiral doors on either side opening continuously, allowing other Grundos to spill in...

by neo_star_queen

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The Xweetok: a Guide to Caring for this Adorable Pet
The first thing you notice when you look at a Xweetok is its silky fur. This long coat is very important, for it enables the Xweetok to survive in cold weather...

by banishedwarrior

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