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The Grand Neopian Travelling Circus: Part One

On behalf of co-founders, Sinead and Nina, we invite you to come on a journey with the Grand Neopian Travelling Circus!

by frithy
Before the Thunder: Part One

Smoke.

Why did she smell smoke?

by theloverpokemonqueen

 
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Does Technology Exist?



I, for one, find our lack of technological advancement highly suspicious. Isn't it illogical that our development has been completely static, and there has been no apparent desire to change this? Why haven't we contacted... whoever's in charge of Virtupets... now that we're at peace and asked them to teach us how their technology works? After mulling it over, I came to a stunning realization...



Other Stories


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An Unusual Story from a Kougra's Diary
You know I can't help but feel sorry for Shoyrus. I mean every year, their day is immensely overshadowed by whatever is dished out by the Neopian Staff on April Fool's Day the day before.

by mr_holithon

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Going Bankrupt
Mom bit her lip and held up the envelope. "I guess you gotta learn sometime. We're bankrupt."

by melina322

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Alternative Training!
Well, imagine a 12 hour lesson in the secret ninja training school, paid with 6 red codestones, each one at the price of 50,000 NP... Doesn't sound appealing, does it? You'll be impressed with what I'm about to show you!

by _white_spirit_

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The Tyrannian Veterinary Clinic - The Inside Scoop!
Once the petpets are healthy, I bring them to my shop where those seeking petpets come to see if these lovely creatures are just right for them. It always makes me feel warm and fuzzy to see a neopet and a petpet together, as good friends.

by dragonstorm_75

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Irony
I don't think that is meant for you.

by elassar

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Royal Flush: Reflection
A nice walk at the beach turns into a horrifying experience for this little Usul.

by tr_avenger



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