Short Stories

	The Misadventures of a Red Hissi "Hypnotism." Hayden leaned forward. "A guy in my class at school taught it to me. Want to try being hypnotized?" Also by extreme_fj0rd by kittengriffin
	You Too They walked onward, away from the Battledome, and Cleo thought things over. William had been so distant with the world lately... by innuashsgirl
	The Un-Surprise Party "I don't know. What kind of surprise?" I tried to play the fool, but I was an expert on surprise parties... by qazx301
	Never Ever Forget Me Kentari was whistling as he finished polishing the blade of a lightweight katana. Satisfied, the Shoyru grinned and held it up at arm's length, admiring the silver blade as it reflected the early-morning light... by sonictheonlyhedgehog
	A Lenny in a Biscuit Suit "Ahh," her grandfather said, "I suppose you've never looked closely at the Neopian Times, now have you?" by lavalampsnake99
	Advert Attack Dr. Sloth continued as if everyone was still listening to him, "If everyone starts feeding petpets to the Snowbeast, then fewer people will be feeding petpets to Florg. We need more people to feed Florg!" by blackcairn
	Rupert's First Mission Lots of fighting, they had said, when the recruiters came to the doors of his and his parents' little farm house, located on a quiet area of a fluffy white Babaa. Like a fool, he'd accepted their offer... by puffpastry654
	Freedom "Don't worry, buddy," Donald called to me from the bleachers, noticing my nervousness. "You ace this thing every night..." by springsteen0991
	Sibby and the Beach Cave "The pirates are coming!" by myrtale
	A Faerie Tale She lived in the Haunted Woods; but now that she was alone, in the dark, far from the warmth of her bed... by themagpiesbanter
	Inspiration Something had changed. Instead of staring absently at the ceiling or playing around with his quill, he was scratching away like mad at the parchment in front of him... by c_h_e_e_z_e_s

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Humbling Hubrid

Hubrid's Hero Heist is one of the least played flash games in Neopia. Personally I can't understand why. Then again, I'm also not sure what it is about this game that makes me so happy. It might be the 3000 neopoints I make from it every day, it might be that I like eating, or it might be because I like miniatures (the bad guys are so cute when you shrink them!). If you've never played Hubrid's Hero Heist...

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Neoschools: Where Is TNT Hiding Them?!
It is not because there is no other place on the map for a school. It is not because they think many of our pets are already well learned. It is not because they enjoy making us suffer with impatience. No...

by jeanaet

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Advanced Strategy Game Guide for Go! Go! Go!
Okay, so you know the rules and purpose of the game, Go! Go! Go!, but you can't get one of those shiny trophies because one of your opponents always beats you before you can get rid of all of your cards! Well, this is the perfect strategy guide...

by feline_stars

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Spheres of Influence: Part Nine
Jack held his tongue for a moment. Then he leaned closer to Robin as to not be overheard. "The closest passage that leads to the surface is three levels above us," he whispered. "It would be very risky trying to reach it with these stone goons running about..."

by zephandolf

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Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part Four
There were buttons pushed and sharp zaps following, and then the pets exited the contraption a pink color. It looked like the Secret Lab Ray she'd heard about, but she was somehow fairly certain that this wasn't it...

Also by fsufan266

by kioasakka

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COMIKAZE II
Brains of the Family

Art by kai_pawz

by bird_brain312

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Colorful Musings (Or Musings While Coloring)
Look at me, please.

by mao_mau

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