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Unique Hues This Petpet Appreciation Day!



Christine: Hi! Everyone loves Petpets, don’t they? Angie: Anything that doesn’t bite. Christine: Well, there are plenty of loveable Petpets out there who wouldn’t hurt a fly, along with some vicious ones. This Petpet Appreciation Day, minds across Neopia turn to these interesting critters. Ella: Some are glamorous... I’ve had my Faerie Snowbunny for years. Maldice: Some are creepy, like my Mutant Clompkin. Christine: Finally, some are a unique colour which belongs only to them! Something you cannot paint. You pick them up as they are! Angie: I’m confused... Give an example. Christine: Like the Apple Spyder from the Apple Bobbing game... No other Petpet can be apple-coloured at the time of writing. Angie: Oh, I see. Christine: Therefore, in honour of Petpet Appreciation Day, I have rounded up some uniquely coloured Petpets for our viewing pleasure. Without further ado, here are the Petpets: ---Apple Spyder--- Angie: Aaarrgghh!!! I know from first-hand experience that Spyders bite. Maldice: That’s why he’s in a cage. Don’t stick your fingers in, and you’ll be fine. Angie: True, but he’s still scary... Christine: As I said before, the Apple Spyder is a prize from the Apple Bobbing game in the Haunted Woods. However, you are better off buying it off of the Shop Wizard for mere pocket change, as the Apple Bobbing game can have negative effects as well.



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