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Heroing How-To

While the Defenders of Neopia are unparalleled in their successes, it is not an easy job, and retirement often rolls around prematurely as superheroes find themselves incapable of putting up with the strenuous barrage of radioactive emissions, fireballs, electric shocks, and corny puns thrown at them by villains. The Defenders are always looking for brave new recruits to take on the mask and mantle of a hero. The first step towards an illustrious position...

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Horseradish and Shrink Rays
"I have forgotten to water my garden," she proclaimed with a grand gesture towards the ceiling...

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Faerie Flying 101: DON'T DO IT!!!
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The Beginner's Guide To The Neopian Stock Market
As you keep going, you may notice some of your stocks start to rise. It's not only good that you are keeping an eye out for these kinds of things; this means you're getting closer to a sale!

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Heroing How-To
The Defenders are always looking for brave new recruits to take on the mask and mantle of a hero.

by neesboy

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Tiny But Tough - Not Alone There
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