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Eddie Quiggle and the Case of the Missing Petpet: Part One

I should have known that dame would be trouble the minute I heard her sweet and seemingly innocent voice...

Also by melbman

by anela19

Delma Harrence: The Younger Days - Part One

"Now go down and eat breakfast," said her owner, peering down at her and showing absolutely no fear at all. "You're going to school today, and you're not going to go out in the fields and play yooyuball with your friends..."

by shadow_sabre_

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MSPP Protection

So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!! All of it lies! The MSPP plushie is a very dangerous and evil...

Other Stories

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Dance It Up
The truth is, stereotypes are based on majority figures... and to have a majority, you have to have a minority, right? Ladies and gentlemen, it's nice to meet you... I'm Jake the yellow Elephante. I'm the minority.

by lovetheyardstick

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Scarblade's Game
Bilge assessed the ship with his eyes once more, his scaly hands gripping a bag of money. He had to have it. Everything about the ship was made for a pirate...

by fuzzy_socks4

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The Buzzer Game: The Guide
You have come here seeking guidance to beat the Buzzer Game.

by star138

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Lending Adam! And Other Amusing Neoboard Trends
Ever wanted to know about the latest and greatest trends on the Neoboards, while laughing about the charming mistakes we make there every day? Just hop onto the Neoboard Index, my friends...

by indulgences

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And The Tales Come: Part 1
Why do you want to be painted faerie?

Also by black_kisa

by ximera

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Just Hide.
*whoosh*

by curve

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