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	The Story of a Weapon: Part One Why were these people watching her? Why wouldn't they leave her alone? Why was she even there? Where was her mother... Did she even have a mother? by proud_taurus_chic
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	They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part One She made her way downstairs after making sure she looked perfect. It was not every day you went to school for the first time... by sytra

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"We Could Be Pirates" by funkaneo123lala
"We could be pirates," Devin breathed, the stars reflecting in his merry eyes. The silence that followed was so eerie that the Pant Devil would curl into a ball and whimper. Devin flinched. "Oh, sorry. I'm not very funny." Silence. "It was just a joke..."

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We Could Be Pirates
"We could be pirates," Devin breathed, the stars reflecting in his merry eyes. The silence that followed was so eerie that the Pant Devil would curl into a ball and whimper...

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The Pink Witch
Mum had said that someone - a witch - was moving in, and if he kept messing around in the garden the witch would turn him into a frog. Kipper was unconcerned...

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Nine Ways That Toast Can Save Your Life
I have made it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread. Okay, so maybe I was bored. But during those 8 hours of boredom I could have been doing absolutely nothing, so be grateful that I made this sacrifice for you.

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Be Careful When Painting Polarchucks!
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Veggies, Anyone?
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Intellectual Twaddle
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