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Issue: 514 | 30th day of Gathering, Y13

Comics

	As You Were - Part 07 Wot d'ye think? by crainwater
	Saly's Club: Kanrik Run Kanrik, run! She's right behind you! by djudju22_8
	Recipe for Disaster: The Visitor (part 4) Let us huddle for protection. by prismfire
	Dandilion Tails in 'You're for dinner' Thanks for coming for dinner! With help from lil_hrobi! by dandilion_crucifix
	Xweetok Family - Habi Workers Cierru has found a better use for those workers. by 5966001
	NoobWorks 2 You'd think a leader would have more sense. by noobynewt
	A Fabric In Time Some things just don't make sense. by sandrilene
	Flapjacks - Thieves Guild Let's go infiltrating! by geckobubbles
	Story of my Life ~ Geraptiku Part 1 Family problems. by aquaventusterra
	When Humans Think They're Neopets... What should I wear today? by sheena_baby_the_cat
	Lab Ray Mishaps The Lab Ray is fired... Idea by inoutje by _starryeyedsurprise_
	Water pet FTW! Welcome to Neopia, Water Kyrii~ by white_tiger0226
	Water Pets: Where Not To Go There are some places water pets simply shouldn't travel to. Also by roboticc by komo95
	The Life of a Treasure Keeper I keep getting hit by that branch. by mudiikip
	Petpet Mixup One pet's happiness is another's sorrow. by cookieofdooom
	Spooky Even thieves need to fundraise! by ghostkomorichu
	Furs Place "STUFF, THIEF!" by pichu_pikachu_raichu
	Just Filler Safe for children...! by katopia12
	To Be Determined - HAPPY... ...What day is it? by beastofmanytails
	Lost in Desert: a Trip Something has happened! Rene found a map! by una_ana
	How Nifty~ You were supposed to bring one! by kirimiso
	Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Cooties Oh, the cute exterior of P3s... and the gooey interior? o3o by shamaela
	My Alien Aisha - Try Number Two It's finished! by baileysenicar
	Pets at Play! All the cookies! by tweakley
	Neopups Never, ever taunt a Yooyuball team. by coshi_dragonite
	Prodigious LOLZ Such an awesome color. by crystallus
	Lame Comic: Magma Pool For those pets who actually live in Moltara. by grelldesu
	Neoboard Blues Hmm... by almond_moose
	Just For Laughs Is their house REALLY that messy? by super_chippy
	Jester Just a tad bit of a misunderstanding. by zieloh
	The Floating Islanders - Sekrat the Thief pt 1 Featuring a way of coloring never to be used again! YAY! by yankeesrule244444456
	In the Name of Science Talk about a "one-size-fits-all" hoodie! by lombre
	Spyking... The day everyone was talking like pirates. by agcat92

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"As Kreludite Falls" by sylviau
Few people knew the dark truth about Krelufun Industries. To the residents of Kreludor, it was no secret who the owner of the factory was. Yet most of Neopia remained blissfully oblivious to the fact that their favourite figurine factory was a wholly owned subsidiary of Virtupets, Inc – the corporate arm of Dr. Sloth's Empire. Most were under the impression that it was a harmless little...

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Scarblade's Pearl: The Revenge - Part Two
"If I obey, will you leave this place in peace?" she asked.

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The Trial of Her Mind: Part Two
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