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Perfectly Gloomy Gift Ideas this Grey Day!


by _brainchild_

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---Starring Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik, Chessella the Pastel Draik, Walda the Baby Kacheek, and Christine, their owner!---

          Christine: Welcome! This Grey Day, a lot of Neopians are feeling quite gloomy, including various shopkeepers. I wonder what that’s all about?

     Angie: I don’t know... Maybe their sales are down.

     Ella: Nah, it’s gotta be more than that. Some nasty curse, maybe?

     Angie: Our sister Maldice would know more about that... We should ask her later.

     Walda: If there are any vile monsters about, I’ll smash them with my bare hands!

     Christine: Anyway, it’s time to feel less gloomy with some Grey Day-themed gift ideas, sure to please any Neopian.

     Angie: Great idea!

     Walda: Any grey chocolates?

     Ella: NO... Those get you all wound up!

     Walda: ---frowns---

     Chrstine: Anyway, without further ado, here are the gift ideas:     

---A Grey Faerie Doll—

          

          Christine: This poor faerie’s wings are all tattered, and her skin is a rather dull, greyish colour.

     Walda: BOO... Not exactly something I’d like to play with.

     Angie: This is more of a collector’s item than a child’s toy, anyway. It’s very rare.

     Ella: I know, right? It used to stock in the Smuggler’s Cove, but nowadays, it stocks very rarely in the Toy Shop, too, or it can be found in the Void Within prize shop.

     Christine: There is really a collector for everything, isn’t there?

     Angie: Hey, there are Neopians out there who collect faerie dolls... This would fit into such a collection very well.

     Ella: Some dolls are very expensive...

     Walda: While others have been added to the Quest Log. It all evens out!     

---Grey Chomby Plushie---

          

          Christine: Look, Walda! If you didn’t like the doll, then maybe you’ll like this squishy plushie. Such a huggable little Chomby!

     Walda: ---hugs plushie--- It may be sad and gloomy, but it’s super squishy! ---grins---

     Angie: Luckily, this one isn’t terribly hard to come by. It stocks at the Plushie Palace, or, you can buy one on the Shop Wizard.

     Ella: Thankfully, it doesn’t cost too much, because Walda will destroy it soon.

     Walda: I WILL NOT! ---huffs---

     Ella: No, really. It will be in tatters by the end of the day.

     Angie: Maybe squished to death... It looks like she really likes hugging that plushie.     

---Grey Faerie Snowglobe---

          

          Christine: She may have lost all her powers, but she still makes a pretty toy! This was given out by the Advent Calendar in Year 5.

     Walda: Wow, it’s older than me! ---grabs snowglobe and shakes it--- Wow! It’s snowing!

     Angie: Don’t drop it. It will make a mess.

     Ella: Walda, you had better put that down---

          ---Walda accidentally drops the snowglobe, and it shatters into a million pieces.---

          Ella: ---sigh--- GREAT. Another mess for me to clean up. ---grabs broom and dustpan---

     Angie: At least that thing cost us next to nothing. Seriously, you could find that on the Money Tree next to all the rotten shoes and old boxes...     

---Grey Faerie Usuki Doll---

          

          Walda: Aww... This Usuki looks so sad...

     Angie: There really is an Usuki for everything, isn’t there? Certainly every faerie...

     Ella: Coming soon... a Grey Faerie QUIGUKI Doll.

     Walda: No, that would be UGLY! ---sticks tongue out---

     Christine: This Usuki stocks at the Usukiland shop, of course, but it has a chance of appearing in an Usukicon Y25 Goodie Bag as well, if you have one left over from last year.

     Walda: I’d like to open one of those bags!

     Angie: They’re not worth the price tag. I’ll buy you a cheap booster pack later today.

     Walda: Yay!     

---Grey Paint Brush---

          

          Walda: Aww... This Paint Brush is all sad and droopy.

     Christine: Well, it is nevertheless magical. It will give any Neopet a makeover!

     Walda: Why would I want to be a Grey Pet?! BLEH!!! I prefer being a baby, thank you very much.

     Angie: Believe it or not, Neopia is full of grey enthusiasts.

     Ella: I hear that there are also Pet Styles which can give a Pet a Nostalgic Grey look. No Paint Brush required!

     Angie: True, but only if you have Neocash.

     Walda: Meh, I think that the grey styles are far too gloomy.     

---Grey Plumpy---

          

          Christine: Any Plumpy demands bacon, including this grey one! A Grey Plumpy can be created by painting a Plumpy with a Grey Petpet Paint Brush.

     Angie: I hope it doesn’t bite!

     Ella: It doesn’t bite at all, silly.

     Angie: Well, that’s a relief. The Grey Plumpy would go well with a Grey-painted Neopet!

     Ella: Or a Neopet wearing a Grey Pet Style.

     Walda: Is that burnt bacon in the bowl? BLEH!

     Angie: Ick... Not something I would want to eat, that’s for sure.

     Walda: This Plumpy needs some new bacon to make him happy!

          ---The Plumpy’s ears perk up. Ella retrieves already-cooked bacon from the fridge, microwaves it, and gives it to the Plumpy, who wolfs it down quickly.---

          Ella: Wow... I guess the Plumpy liked that very much, and I don’t even consider myself a good cook!

     Angie: Well, he’s used to eating bland Petpet food, you know...

     Ella: Very true.     

---Dyeworks Grey: Faerie Dust Shower---

          

          Christine: I thought it would be a good idea to include at least one Neocash item. This one is anything but gloomy, leaving any Neopet all sparkly!

     Walda: YAY!!! ---throws glitter all around the room excitedly---

     Ella: ---sigh--- I guess that bringing this item home was a bad idea. ---grabs the vacuum---

     Angie: Hey, this was very predictable. Remember when she threw the Negg dust all over the floor? (Issue 863---The Negg Dust Nuisance)

     Ella: ---scowls while vacuuming--- I could use a little help over here!

          ---Angie grabs the broom and dustpan, and starts sweeping up the dust.---

          Walda: Hey, no matter how much you vacuum, the room will be sparkly for months to come. ---cackles---

          ---Conclusion---

          Christine: So, which item was everyone’s favourite?

     Ella: Anything that I don’t have to clean up after! ---scowls---

     Angie: The snowglobe, but Walda broke it... ---frowns---

     Walda: The plushie! ---hugs her Grey Chomby Plushie---

     Christine: Anyway, this Grey Day, you should be able to find the perfect gift for everyone on your list. Until next time, dear readers!

 
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