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	Neopian Literature Behind the pages: 381 Dirt Jokes! A book with a dirty sense of humour... by andypopo
	3D Kau Pop-up Card (Printable Craft) A Neopian spin on a(n animal) 3D pop-up card idea from the Internet by jaylahcat
	Coltzan's Last Words I WILL RULE AS PHARAOH!! by shellshocks
	Inside the Mind of a Lupe What Lupes REALLY think! Also by t0tor0 by stargirl089
	Blossoms~ A Day Out Part 2 I'm glad I was able to catch you in time! by twillieblossom
	The thrill of one more win Let the games begin! Art by chantili_doce by chasingshadow
	In Depth The dullest read ever... by ssjelitegirl
	It's not fair... Finally, no more omelettes! by xxxfenice_neraxxx
	Puns with a Kau Holy kau, those are a lot of puns! by roxanna203
	Outburst of a loyal fan The heartbreaking feeling... collaboration with vitrais by hoppip_grass
	Fountain of Youth - Part 3 Continue on with Cor the Shoyru who is on a quest for water from the fountain of youth. This changes things... by dekucorey
	A Book Worth Re-Reading The worst time to forget! by _brainchild_
	Is it lotion? I can't believe it snot lotion! by the_anonymous_ninja
	The 'Surprise' It's been 10 years since they've been home. Home, however, isn't quite how they remember it. by iluvlupes250
	Out of Line At least he's honest about their farming ethic. by narutoluvr935
	Random Oddness: Neopian Literature I wonder if any of that knowledge comes in handy... by mistyqee
	Star Player Older staff members hits back! by luucsg
	Wishful Thinking Today will be the day! by cherni_chuu
	My Snotty Sis: The Dress When your sister is snotty, sharing things may get messy! by __kitty__tails__
	I see When Qasala guards need glasses by tamigira
	Herding Hopes Pt 1 Wait..who is that? by speeedway
	Royal Pain: Neopian Literature Brawn over brains by winner19955
	Hansos Guide to Escaping Dungeons Once upon a time, a young and innocent Ixi... by kentuckyfrychickenrl

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"Sophie's Leave Me Alone Notice" by liouchan
At the edge of the swamp that is home to Sophie the Swamp Witch, there stands a vine-wreathed sign featuring instructions to leave her alone in bold lettering. Behind the sign, forty pages of bark-like paper unfold like an accordion. PRIVATE SWAMP. KEEP OUT. NO TRESPASSING. Trespassers will be zapped on sight. Trespass: intransitive verb. To enter unlawfully upon the swamp of another, more specifically Sophie. To make an unwarranted or uninvited incursion into said swamp, which your incursions are guaranteed to be. So don't do that. Keeping out is exactly like coming in, except that you don't, which should be well within the realm of your capabilities. Disclaimer: the owner of the swamp declines any and all responsibility for what may happen to dunderheads...

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Sophie's Leave Me Alone Notice
At the edge of the swamp that is home to Sophie the Swamp Witch, there stands a vine-wreathed sign featuring instructions to leave her alone in bold lettering. Behind the sign, forty pages of bark-like paper unfold like an accordion...

by liouchan

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Adventure Bound Xweetok
I'm terrified of heights and the thought of getting lost. If we were to go to Tyrannia this would be our first Adventure together. We would need a lot of supplies!

by bubbles150

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Journeying Near Haunted Houses
So you want to know about haunted houses, eh? Well let us tell you something straight out the gate: DON’T GO NEAR THEM!

by thehotaru21

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How to Maths: The Food Club Edition
What is ROI? What does TER mean? Stephanie interviews Phoenix, the Food Club pro. collaboration with phoenix79

by swordlilly

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Escape with a Good Book
The month of hunting, 18th day, penned in fine blue ink. A ghost-colored Techo sighs, slumped upon a creaky and well-worn wooden chair...

by homsar_eggplant

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The Music Box
If there was one thing that Elon hated it as being forced into social situations and gatherings. Elon was an introvert. He vastly preferred his alone time to whatever the heck was happening right before his eyes...

by eracina

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