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Pen Gets a Petpet

It took months of begging and double chores, but the day had finally come.

by surfingbudha
Fabubeast

This picture doesn't need to be just beautiful. If I want to win the Beauty Contest, it needs to be fabubeast.

by goodsigns
Suzi in the Spring

I'm a daredevil. I'm the leader of the Poison Blade, the six teenagers that are terrors of Shenkuu.

by emily5martin
Acquisition Specialists - A Vacation of Sorts

"Brynn, why are we here?"

by archetype
Usuki Singing Stars #14: The Vegetarian Plan

"Oh great, not again!" Scary hissed as she opened up her lunchbox. She pulled out the sandwich and threw it right behind her into a garbage bin.

by downrightdude
Ire and Rye

Her words sheltered an unspoken warning. "If there is more, you'll be in trouble."

Shelley winced, remembering the last time she'd bought an extra something for herself...

by battlesunn

Not a Monster, Just Different

Alina snuffled as she waded through the snow storm blistering around her. Sheets of ice and hail fell in heavy torrents...

by noxlyx
Adventuring Day

Getting ready for an adventure in my house is an adventure in of itself.

by child_dragon
 
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A Shelf of Shells, Shells and more Shells!
While shells are indeed abundant anywhere that can be touched by the ocean breeze, you don't have to forage for them yourself.

by jmerrill

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Aishas Ahoy! – 10 Aisha Items for Aisha Day
Yes, ladies, gentlemen, and Aishas, it is that time of year again.

Also by pacificana

by dragoonhunter682


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Coronation: Part Nine
I sank to my knees in the sand in front of Coltzan's Shrine. I had finally seen the ghosts that lingered in Saskia's Masks of Dread...

Also by bookworm7

by sin_hui_ryoma


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It Takes a Thief: Part Seven
The Nimmo began, "I am Lord Norheim. The name will mean nothing to you, and that is as it should be."

by saphira_27

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The Space Faerie's Gift
Sometimes the best outfit is found on accident.

by marpink

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Speak No More
Last minute Christmas gift "shopping", if you can call it shopping.

by laehlani



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