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Thief and a Hero: Part One

Hanso crouched in a bush on the outskirts of the market that set up shop at the foot of Brightvale Castle every Sunday.

by waifine_1
There Are No How-To Books for Aspiring Ninjas: Part One

Orion looked at himself in the mirror. Big green eyes, fluffy tail, adorable green stripe, yes, he was cute. They were fine with that. But he wasn't satisfied with cute. He wanted more than that in life.

by serissa98
 
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"Salt Water and Soy Biscuits" by cc_coffman98
Colors are so bright on the surface. Too bright, like a stick of artificially flavored high-fructose-corn-slobber hard candy, shades of eye-searing yellow and lime. Underwater, every hue is pleasantly saturated and dimmed, suitable for your large eyes with their permanently-dilated seadweller pupils. And that's just one of the things you can think of that makes the surface...




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The Chomby Connoisseur – A Literary Guide
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