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What Even is that? 20 Strange Items in Neopia

Given how diverse and unique Neopians are, it’s wholly unsurprising that some of their inventions are equally as diverse and unique. Between decorating Neohomes and fighting opponents in the Battledome to preparing dinner parties and brushing up on the latest Neopian literature, there is certainly a benefit to having access to such a wide array of goods at our disposal. But some of these goods are truly beyond comprehension. Too often I find myself asking, “What even is that??” or “Why does this exist??” I frequently ponder how these items originated and what purposes they serve. I also wonder about the fates of their creators. And now, I’d like to share some of those oddities with you.

Other Stories

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The Quiggle’s Quest
Quarkley the Quiggle was no cheat. Sure he liked to play Cheat, and of course he sometimes lied about which cards he was playing. That was the nature of the game, wasn’t it?

by quigglebaby

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Look Like a Faerie Queen in 10 Easy Steps
Everybody in Neopia is familiar with the elegant visage of Queen Fyora. Thousands of years old, Fyora is an extremely powerful faerie and the queen of Faerieland! Recently voted most elegant faerie for the sixtieth consecutive century, it's no wonder so many Neopians express a desire to be just like Fyora.

by umbrex

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A Statistical Look at the Neocola Machine
The Neocola Machine is well known for handing out many Dr. Sloth-themed booby prizes and occasionally releasing an ultra-valuable Transmogrification Potion, but just how likely are you to get each prize?

by purplehopper

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Lupe Pack Detectives-Copycat:Part Six
After days of preparation, which included ‘scouting’ reports from a couple of Neopian Times and Neopian Post Office deliverers and the Neohome Builders Association, we were ready for the battle.

by lupe_hunter_7

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The Flood that Brought Trouble:Part Four
Spike, Yan, Kon, Keen, Lazir, Ursula, and Julian all looked over to see where Kimmy was pointing and could see movement in the water as a pair of bone horns broke the water tension. “Kon, push us away now!” Julian shouted.

by hannahcreep

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