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Issue: 530 | 27th day of Sleeping, Y14

Comics

	Saly's Club: Hair styles Why is it Saly's Club if Saly's not in this comic? O_e by djudju22_8
	Chiavore: Part 4 How many Chias could a Chiavore eat? Part 4 by frozenicicles
	POUNDED- Part 3 FINALE The pound is a scary place. Final Part. by nova_bee
	The Kiosk Wocky #1 Better luck next time... by keirrakitty
	Chia Catastrophes: Nabbed and Behind the Tail sneak Idea by shobe277 by lightfpower
	Wordplay There once was a... Written by hzoo_26 by chylaira
	Neo Life Lessons: When Taunts Backfire Oops... Also by sarcasticdeath by vampirebunny18
	Kadoatie Tails - Double or Nothing Wanna win? Story by sylviau by dungified
	An Unexpected Spin People get irritated when landing on certain spots on the wheel, but what happens when it's the Faerie's biggest fan?! Art by roxanna203 by whitesnowickle
	Mysterious Chanting? Terrifying. by aruanahansel
	Dice-A-Roo # 2 - A Mystic Wind You will feel different somehow. by toffeedatepudding
	A Slorg's World: Maractite Today we witness the everyday life of a Maractite Slorg. by nickel158
	Techopalooza: Obliterate Everyone should train for the boss battle! by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Aged Pets Color: Baby by shamaela
	The Floating Islanders - Stories Ouch! by yankeesrule244444456
	Odd Logic And you thought that Lupes were bad... by catt315
	Sarriva! Fit to print, huh? by neohappy123
	Boochi Blues Boochi's evil plan goes awry! by mybestfriendgina
	What Games Should Really Be Like - Bouncy Supreme I guess most games wouldn't actually happen in Neopia that way. So here is my first game-makeover: Bouncy Supreme! by j_ichigo
	One Fish, Two Fish Camouflage has nothing on this. by fish_puddle
	Habitarium... and an evil plot? Warning: do not play if you're a super-villain. by niebieska
	Cookies + Milk Well then... by windrusher29
	Shopping Expensive? by flying_tree
	Milton Psst. by elyse20
	World Wide Weirdos #2 Depth Perception by saluqifreak13
	A Skeithy Situation 2 Well, at least he didn't eat the shelves. That was considerate. by meggyness
	Faerie Good Friends A faerie good friend is one who will always be there to lift you up if you're ever feeling a bit down. by neonbunny
	Your Average Family: Toy Chest? What's in your toy chest? by smartgirll
	3 Royals plus 1 Uummmmmm... mmm... really? by white_tiger0226
	Onigiri You have a quest from the Water Faerie! by minerva198
	How Nifty~ I do not have a short temper! /rage by kirimiso
	Kyrii Gonna Hate! Blech! by xxautumnxx

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Trading Post Selling

You followed all of the selling guides, but you still aren't getting the offers you want. Perhaps it's time to go to the source: those buyers. I'm no experienced Trading Post seller, but I am an experienced Trading Post buyer and as a buyer, I know the hassles of buying on the Trading Post. The more hoops that buyers have to jump through, the less likely they are to buy items. Learning these hassles as a seller can save you hassles of your own and get that item sold...

Other Stories

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Tea with Thade
Thade turned away from the window with a malevolent grin. "Itsh uhdosl eb nfu."

by kristykimmy

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Bitter Aftertaste
The Razumi was angry.

Art by eevee0011

by eevee0011

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When Invisible Soup Was Visible
"Excuse me, but may I ask the secret behind invisible soup?"

To my surprise, the Soup Faerie merely smiled secretively at me, and did not answer.

by foedus

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Show Your Snowager Love
People steal things from him and he doesn't attack without reason. He attacks because you steal his things. Tell me, would you do nothing if someone steals your things?

by jamespongebob

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Possessed: Part Four
The return to the land of my childhood was bringing out the person that I had left behind along with it; the person used to ice and snow. Slush and sleet.

by ellbot1998

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Beautiful Chaos: Part Twelve
"Leo!" he yelled over his shoulder, coughing as more smoke swirled around his face. "Leo, wake up!"

by tanikagillam

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