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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"I don't really mind the snow. I've got fur that's thick enough to withstand the cold. But you, on the other paw..."


Spending Wisely



There have been many guides written about NeoQuest II and many of these guides tell you how to spend your skill points. However, I have yet to find one that will suggest NOT spending 15 skill points on your skills. I have an entirely different approach to spending skill points to help you avoid “wasting” points...

Safe, Or Dangerous?



Although discovered quite a while ago, not much is known about Neopia's moon Kreludor. So far, it is known as a tourist attraction, scientific site, and even as a marketplace. However, the next time you read a Booktastic Book really think to yourself. Is it just an illusion, this place is shrouded in mysteries, or is it real?...

What Keeps the Bank Safe?


The National Neopian is among the busiest places in the whole of Neopia. People rush in and out of the vicinity twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week including weekends and holidays. Unlike any other bank, it operates round the clock...

Other Stories
"Prophecy of the Equinox: Part One" by laurelinden
"You know already that the prophecy is to begin on this day, the winter solstice, ‘deepest dark of night,’ and I have chosen you to carry out the first step. Bring the egg to me..."

"The Truth About Being Popular" by neo_star_queen
"I can't believe she thinks she can be smart and pretty," commented a Wocky to the left of our protagonist to her friend, apparently under the impression that Mel either had no ears or no heart...

"The Cursed Anubis" by dragoncatcher_sammy
"Ever hear that howling at night?" Frankie the Green Scorchio whispered. The others crowded around the campfire, listening to the Scorchio's every word. "Some say it's desperate Neopets, lost and in need of food and water..."


Anything Else Isn't Worth Your NP


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Randomness Avatarness
The first place you go when you go on Neopets to check up on new games, items, shopkeepers and several more new additions to the world of Neopia. And amongst all those 'several more' there are those sneaky secret avatars.

by faeriegurl4lyfe

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Brought Together - Part Four
Strophagus beamed at Smatty, almost as if all hope had magically been restored. “You are right, Smatty. Fyora needs the Clover, and we are going to find it, no matter what.” Then he grinned.

by springsteen0991

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King Roo: Part One
Many know of King Roo as the ruler of Roo Island and who is obsessed with dice-a-roo. But how many know of King Roo before he became king?

by scarletrhapsody

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Deranged But Fun
sigh... He is so gullible...

by jusygo

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Prophecy of the Equinox: Part One
“The egg shall be yours by midnight, you may be assured...”

by laurelinden



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