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Time Slip

"Pouring rain pelted the roof of Kayla’s potion shop as a roar of thunder boomed outside..."

by parody_ham
The Perplexing Paintbrush Problem

"Tibetthe Quiggle was enjoying the wondrous day at his job. He worked at the bank. He had quite the life..."

by stelbel13
All in an April Fools Day work!

"A Biscuit Xweetok named Cookie asked as he sat with his friends on a Biscuit Chair in his Neolodge Room..."

by alvissofcaldia
Farewell, Mister Bananeopian

"The ain was pouring in grey sheets outside our living room window. Loisse and I had already made plans to visit the new Kadoatie café downtown, but..."

by precious_katuch14
Weathering the Bananza

"A small, sentient Shadow Cybunny plushie cheered from their perch between Gimmer’s Spotted Pteri feathers as Flower the Faerie Ixi examined the wheel items closely."

by gentle_lil_queen
Don't Ban Hannah

Hannah versus Brynn!

by liouchan
 
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"Farewell, Mister Bananeopian" by precious_katuch14
The rain was pouring in grey sheets outside our living room window. Loisse and I had already made plans to visit the new Kadoatie café downtown, but they were washed away like fallen leaves swept away into the gutter. Still, we wanted to do more than just huddle together in blankets reading on our couch, so we were on the floor sorting through our book collections. The apartment I shared with Loisse was not big enough for a library – unless we crammed ourselves into one bedroom and put all our books in the other – so we turned the living room into a library. We found space on the floor and on the walls for shelves, but eventually, the books started covering the tiny coffee table, showing up under the couch, and adorning our dining table as unexpected centrepieces. We knew we had to start figuring out which books to keep, and which books should be rehomed. “The hardcover edition of Cookie Jar Princesses!” Loisse exclaimed as I held up a thick graphic novel with a Female Royal Shoyru and a Female Royal Kacheek peeking out from a cookie jar on the cover. “Don’t tell me you’re getting rid of that, Andler!” “After Clive Stables sold it to me at a bargain? No way,” I replied, putting it into the box on the coffee table, with the other books that were strictly in the “keep” category. The box next to me, which was for books that didn’t make the “keep” cut, was bare except for a few books I was certain I wouldn’t need to read again.




Other Stories


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Inflation is Bananas!
"With inflation the way it is in the Neopian economy it can sometimes be hard to afford even the smallest of luxuries, for example some fresh exotic fruit."

by iwonder

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How Rascally Are You?
"Have you ever wondered how you'd fare in the Cold, Mysterious World of Trading, where there are few persons you can trust?"

by swordlilly

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Illusen's Quest
"Illusen dreaded the idea of meeting Jhudora. They hadn't seen each other for so long..." Collab with knightwolfalex

by rurirawr

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Valentine Mystery Noir
"The green and black flash paused to look back at me for a moment, and I noticed it was a bright Green Quiggle wearing a black trench coat and top hat..." Collab with superkathiee

by honorrolle

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Jokes On You
"Haha! Have a banana!" Collab with silly_mistake

by emaciate

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The R.S. Caroosel : Part 4/5
Now with banana swords!

by keng200



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