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Issue: 458 | 27th day of Hiding, Y12

Comics

	The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 11 Actually, that song is quite catchy... by buizelmaniac
	In the Name of Science An origami petpet a day keeps the angry mastermind away! by lombre
	Freak-out - Breaking the Habit, Part Four You sure love carrots, don't you? by ichigostars
	Powdered Sugar (4) Catching a rock with a hook? by foxity
	Foiled Again What happened? Concept by viperlina by xxkatiexx_07
	Paper Trail RAWR! Me Hungry! by discowhale
	Tales of Tails That Snowager can't be THAT bad...! by sejjeh_
	Cherry-Filled #1 Yep, that's certainly not normal. by h2230
	Being Invisible Being invisible isn't a joke... by darkbited
	Insert Title Here The Grarrl who ate Neopia by z0v0z
	His Default Expression And we wonder why Leera Heggle always looked fierce... by alagfalaswen
	Blechy It's not about stargazing. by sheik_93
	NeoQuest - Bad Hair Day? You are attacked! by joel_hudson
	W H A T Sometimes a self centered pet needs to be taught a lesson. by pump
	Backwards Unforseen issues with the newest color... by thistledawn
	Tchea Slushie Two: How Embarrassing Wearable Fail by manga_wolf
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Making a petpage app: More dangerous than one may think. by wallaroo42
	Nevermind I want to be a great leader! by tanemon1
	Wig Madness Oh, the joys of shopping at the NC Mall with a Mutant... by paige_penrose
	Recipe for Disaster How many times have I got to tell you to SMILE when you wait tables????? by prismfire
	DUH!! I'LL SETTLE FOR MEDIOCRE!!! by poperbabe
	Angry Poor Fei. ): by zyarah
	Pickled Pets: Save the Wheels? How can I help? by 123pickleface
	Speak No More: Riches Why don't people do this more often...? by laehlani
	The Misfits Part one of the Giant Omelette saga! by macabrekitten
	Sloth's Excuse Happy Mutant Day and Grundo Independence Day! by agentwerehog
	This Is A Random Comic Vampire Wax Lips? by mutantte
	Revert: Something has happened! A very dashing Chia indeed. by charybdis7
	Big-Boned? What do you mean there's no such thing...? by tingtingwu
	The Life of Aye! - 2 - Peophins I never thought of that. by xwindswept
	Games Making Of - Feed Florg Save us! Art by sue_mhilka by joohn_again
	The Cure For Beauty Happy Early Kyrii Day. c: by aliexandrie
	Kreludan Sumo Dr. Sloth? by christy_k
	Cheesy Jokes - Mutant Day! Happy Mutant Day, everybody! by cheesetwo__ff
	Neo Events! - Happy Mutant Day! Happy Mutant Day!! by ilovepuppies31
	The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 1) Your shoelace is untied... Wait. You don't even wear shoes. Never mind. by hubadawaha
	3 Royals plus 1 --- Mutant Event Don't be scared... they are friendly neopets~~~~ by white_tiger0226
	Sloth's new Plot... B.E.G. : Big Evil Grin. by enchidnahapp
	The Floating Islanders - Mutants New thumbnail!!! HOORAY!! And happy Mutant Day as well :D by yankeesrule244444456
	Before They Were Famous Issue #1 Aww, ain't he cute. by michelle_ou123
	She changes colour to MUTANT!! Have a happy Mutant Day! by sweetmeep
	Neopian Neophyte - Usukicon Usuki Paint Brushes can be highly misleading. by leedom111
	Petpet Color Option I finally painted Goliath! by koshka__65
	Hug Mutants Then they won't eat you! by ghost_hunterz
	Hoopla: Mutant Milkshake PERFECT for Mutant Day! by _pokemon12_63

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"Perfect Horizons" by aurorapearl
No, thank you. I rather like it here. Scenic in a way you can't find in Faerieland, overflowing with star struck tourists. There's a certain peace up here on the mountaintop that I can't exactly describe. Refreshing, almost – no, invigorating. The silence and detached formality of snow-kissed rock stimulate the senses. Here, you breathe untouched nature of a soothing spicy scent. Far more alluring than the flower-sweet perfumes of Faerieland...

Other Stories

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The Sneeze That Turned Me Baby
I gasped, gasped again, and sneezed.

by goodsigns

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From Above the Dull Clouds
A rumor is a rumor; preparing for the worst will never help.

by tanzanite800

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Managing Mutants
Before your pet downs that nasty concoction, you should find out if you and your neopets could manage a mutant.

by neom_777

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Not So Different After All: Mutant Equality!
For approximately a decade, Mutants have lived among us and worked hard to become respectable, responsible Neopets, despite their physical deformities.

by catastrofiend

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The Hero From Meridell: Part Three
Zamrin ducked back around the corner when he saw the space ship. Why were they here?

Also by bestpet21

by seuzy13

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Cerena's Song: Part Two
"Isn't she with you, Jeanine?" She searched my eyes as if expecting me to tell her that Cerena was indeed with me and that it were all a joke.

by btcomsa12

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