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Don't eat your Neopets! Part 3
by noelia_pets
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 The Grey Reporter: Crazed Neopians Flock to Dump
"Following reports of treasure at the Rubbish Dump, thousands of Neopians hoping to strike it rich have descended on the dump. While most left smelly, pockets full of gravel and old croutons, others claim to have found petpets, bottled faeries, paint brushes, and even the fabled dung catapult. Is there truth to these claims? If so, can the average Neopian hope to find success?"
by stellajoy_ |
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 Interview With Imperial Exam Students
"Stutters, sweating, and salty tears. This scene isn’t your typical workout, nor is it the Coffee Cave during the morning rush. We’re in Shenkuu outside the Imperial Exam, where these young Neopians are lining up for a test that could change their lives forever."
by groundedcoffee |
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