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Messenger: The Trouble With Selkets - Part Three
"Do you have a headache?" asked the Elephante. I nodded hesitantly, and she immediately dumped a glob of green goop on my head.

by hedgehog_queen

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The Reality of Titanic Giant Squids
It had been in there for a pretty long time too...

by legogirl3531

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Soldiers 101
How to fight like a pro.

by proudpony

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From Mud to Royalty: Part Three
"So what are you planning on having the Fountain Faerie paint you?"

by thesundims

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