Chocolate Cherry Bombs

Half a dozen cherries, their stems all lit,
Chocolate covered, packed in a nice box,
And when I throw them into the air,
They'll blow everyone out of their socks!

"Happy Chocolate Ball!" I'll scream and shout,
As I claim victory in the Battledome,
I may have brought the celebration here,
But everyone'll wish they just stayed home!

Chocolate Cherry Bombs are the perfect prank,
That would put the Chia Clown to shame!
And after today, all the Obelisk factions,
Will know and remember my name!

I'll send my regards to the Snowager,
With my chocolate and cherry assault,
I can see him, covered in chocolate,
As he retreats to his frozen vault!

I'm even ready for the villains,
Like that tough Commander Garoo,
I'll plug his blasters with chocolate cherries,
And watch them go kaboom!

I take up my Chocolate Cherry Bombs,
And to the Battledome I go,
With a swagger I open up my box,
"Bet you didn't see this coming, no?"

I summon all my strength,
The Chocolate Cherry Bombs I lob,
I await the explosions,
The flaming chocolate cherry blobs!

But the explosions do not come,
Just wet, crackling plops,
As the Chocolate Cherry Bombs land,
With soft and fizzling pops!

I had hoped for total victory,
I didn't want to settle for less -
Instead, in the Battledome,
I made a chocolate cherry mess!