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Slorg Slime


by tatyanne

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If you are the owner of a Slorg, You may have encountered Slorg Slime. It is extremely slimy, And very sticky at the same time.

There are many great uses for Slorg Slime, Even if the mess can cause some mayhem. If you happen to have dry skin, Try some Advanced Slorg Slime Serum.

If you are feeling a little parched, You might want to have a drink. Try the Bludberry Slorg Slime; It is the most refreshing one, I think!

Or perhaps you are feeling a little down; Things just are not going your way. There is nothing that will cheer you up Like a Slorg Slime Sundae.

You might want to customise your pet; There is no better thing to be found, Than the gloriously sticky Sloth Slime Trail Foreground!

If you decide to get creative, There are other uses too. Perhaps you need some hair gel, Or maybe you are looking for glue?

You might need a little salt, If your food tastes a little bland. What else could taste salty? Some Slorg Slime would be just as grand!

One thing I would love to use Would be Slorgclops Slime. Slorgclops leave trails too; Wasting it would be a crime.

If the Slime came in different colours, That would be really neat. How fun it would be to squish it in your hands; It would be a sensory treat.

How glorious are these Slorgs, They always have the best time So run to the stores, And get your very own Slorg Slime!

 
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