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When you lose to your neopet at Godori

by hotredfirefaerie

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Great stories!

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Brain Freeze: Perfect Altador Cup Slushie Selections
"In true Altador Cup spirit, no summer is complete without kicking Yooyus, screaming until your voice is hoarse, and drinking slushies until your brain feels permanently frozen."

by lunarchronicles

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Self-recognition through the Other
You HAVE to.

by alphachicky

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AC's End - Yooyus' Secrets and Advantages
Keep these handy for next year! collab with aninha_morango and marinamilford

by dollsuki

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A Guide to Choosing the Perfect Petpet Species
Written by Your Local Petpet Shop Shopkeeper

by ferulax

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