Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 9

by blackaavar

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Faked Test Scores: Part Four
I slowly opened my still very heavy eyelids and groaned a little. Drowsiness still lingered in me. My head was hurting a little. I knew I didn't get hit in the head, so that concerned me. Then again, I was knocked out. My head did tend to hurt after I get knocked out, even with potions...

by chasing_stars44

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Money, Money, Money!
So I was walking by the Money Tree one day and – What? Hold on. *shoves narrative aside* Director comes forward. I quizzically flex my eyebrows in response. Director: “You’re supposed to give them a little background before you begin the story, you know, tell them a little about yourself so they get hooked.” Me: “But they’re already hooked? I mean, they’re absolutely flabbergasted by the weirdness already taking place here. Just look.”

by redken9x9

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Blue Hands
Vivi prefers her hands pink... thank you very much...

by innosently

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A Very Merry Telethon: Part One
And you wonder why you're always on the naughty list...

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