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Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8 |
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Let Me Finish My Sentence
by texastiki
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 What's in a Name?
"Do I look like I have name-o-matic stamped on me fur? I don't think so, buster.
Now, decide on a name, one that isn't already taken, or get yer behind out of
line."
by mad_about_tigers |
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 Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?
Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks.
This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched
and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case
of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."
by itchyfan220 |
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