How (Not) to Eat Gross Food like a Champion It is time that these less-than-edible
"foods" were addressed. Why are they here? Who invented them? Why, oh, why,
in the name of all that is good, does my owner want me to eat them?
Past Reflections: Part Nine I hated MirrorEyes, at that moment. He had abandoned
me at the crucial time, when he could have made himself useful instead of vanishing...