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Partly Cloudy With a Chance of Adventure

Kaela Kau was a bright, friendly soul.

by hellokitty_beauty
Habitarium Heroes

You are about to read a true story of heroes. First, though, I must set the scene for you.

by therons
To Remember

"Jacob! Jacob, have you cleaned your room yet?"

by stori_booke
The Hero

Rond felt like a failure.

by tj_wagner
Reminiscing Freedom's Memories

While you're browsing through the stalls, knights just march up to you, drag you to Meridell Castle and frantically worry and scold you like you've known them and they've known you...

by clovermint209
Mixa and Tixa

Mixa and Tixa have never gotten along, and in fact, they are almost always fighting, but things can change....

by chestnuttiger787
First Snowfall

"Come on, Ankwi, it's snowing! Hurry!"

by randomettee
The Portrait

"I'll need to use the sumi inks, watercolours, and a sheet of proper paper."

by won_shi_tong
Against the Grain

Jenn lets each of her pets work at the bakery after they've been a part of the family for one year. As today is my 365th day in the family, it's my turn to see if I've got what it takes to make a decent iced cake.

by enjoyeverything
Roodoku - Letters from Roo Island

I heard that King Roo is looking for a new Blumaroo Treasurer.

by weepingwillowy
Sloth and the Salesman

Sloth gets a lesson in dictatorship 101 from a surprisingly ANNOYING source.

by butterflygirl113
 
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"Flashpoint" by antiaircraft and livvy_granger
You can just call me Varlock. Or Agent Varlock, if you're feeling really formal. So how can a JubJub be a Resistance agent? Yeah, I get that a lot. Well, let's see, I can think, I can run, and I can shoot. Good enough? What? How can I hold a weapon? Seriously, mate, that's a trade secret. Trust me, I can handle a blaster. Moving on...




Other Stories


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Unusual Foods: Soups
It's a cold, snowy wintry day in Neopia. You're chilled despite your thick coat and scarf. After a day of errands, all you want to do is find something warm to eat. What could be greater than a steaming bowl of soup?

by ripplestream850

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Living a Lie: The Story of the Imposter Apple
No longer will you remotely question the strange happenings that must be about when you pluck a mask-wearing orange from Bart's pail. All your answers are here.

by fluffywoy

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Unrest: Part Three
She has taken the Forbidden Stair, Mistress...

by linda_reincarnated

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The Wheel of Glory: Part Three
Miles rewrapped his makeshift turban around his head as Thag and Plesio rowed the boat up the River Sakh.

by saphira_27

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Exceeding Expectations
Sometimes people will surprise you!

Art by lilyed

by winters_footsteps


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Gone Lupey: Feed Florg
Are you suggesting any of this makes sense?

by lioness_of_slytherin



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