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Benevolent Boss

Geez you'd think after this long he'd lighten up...

by _quartervirus_
Ink: Inversion - Part 1

New to Ink or want a recap? Catch up at http://www.neopets.com/~Ronjono

by june_scarlet
A Partner's Return

The reunion of two friends...

by krabbox
Rina Comics - Volume 3

Remember, it helps to be specific!

(Also by Neoskulltula)

by benrina

Average Neopians #2

Life outside of Neopia can be rough... That's what we have Neopets for!

by dynamic_junction
Uh, good aim?

The heart wants what it wants.

Also by grimlane.

by dianalovee

Ice Cream Machine Woes

Today is the day!

in collaboration with imbitter & jordenluff

by depraving

Monstrous Mayhem - Customization

Scary is a relative term.

by fallingdaybreak
Random Oddness: Partners and Sidekicks

wowwwww

by mistyqee
The Pant Devil Attacks!

At least he let you keep the fork.

by purplegirl_2012
Geli Talks 3

Other pets, can't live with them and can't....live with them

by cyberpuppy33
Skeith juice cocktail

Make sure you look whose listening...

by carmenprince
 
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From Minion to Sidekick: A Guide to an Evil Career



So you landed your dream job, working for the next big bad, but how do you climb the slippery (and occasionally slimy) career ladder? Frequently to get a toe in the door to working for an evil overlord you will be starting right at the bottom as a humble, low-paid minion. Expect long hours, poor (if any) pay, and have to put up with frequently being a test subject for the inventions that the evil genius has come up with. With little to no job security as you may be fired, fired at or caught in the cross-fire when those goodies come to put a stop to everything you want to get out of the minion-status pronto, become a henchman quickly and then aim for the heady heights of being numero uno sidekick. Don’t worry, with a lot of dedication and hard work you can achieve your goals if you follow our fool proof guide.



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What Lies Beneath
“If I have to fill out one more requisition request, I’m going to scream.”

by skutterbotched

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The Shenkuu Defender Tryouts
They seemed to be evenly matched as each of them won about half of their contests. Their owners did not mind them doing this too much as it was a way of them acquiring motivation and getting more exercise, they’d say. Even they had limits on this, of course, but, as it were, only rarely would their pets’ competition go far enough for them to be concerned.

by mbredboy31

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Partner Your Pet Perfectly: An A-Z Guide
If your pet is lucky enough to have a petpet, they will almost certainly have made a great friend for life. Petpets come in all shapes and sizes, each with their own quirks and personalities. Here I will run through a small selection of petpets your pet might meet, and hopefully they will find the perfect sidekick!

by kingfisherblue33

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Defenders Wanted: Partners And Sidekicks
When Neopia is in danger who are you going to call? The Defenders of Neopia of course!

by pikachu315111

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The Treasure of Smuggler's Cove:Part Three
“You’re lost, Sammy,” Clyf accused.

“No I’m not! I know exactly where I am going!” Sammy said defensively. But he was a terrible liar; you could hear the fear in his voice.

by unfogging


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Shadow Play:Part Two
Terra woke up from dreaming that she had a stomachache, to discover that she really did have a stomachache. This was not the first time this had happened in the middle of the night. With a grimace, she carefully rolled over onto her back and tried to relax, listening to her own breathing, trying to think of happy things.

by cosmicfire918



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