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	The Class of '08 Part Three Who will win? by _dead_meat_x_
	Shoyru Adventures: Kyu Catches Neomonia pt.2 Thanks a lot, doc... by lawrence_189
	Notions and Nonsense It's Snot What You Think Idea by patjade by twocents
	Code Id By Dose Oh noes. by sarika_ambrielle
	The Baby Pteri and Your Petpet - Part 2 The dream of the rock by quarbie
	sanity ltd. But lo! What is that horrid stench? by thunderlight314
	Un-Conversion Syndrome The pains of not being able to wear clothing... by slymasks
	Random Thought o.o! Where's my Rubber Duckie? :( by metalbent
	Dandilion Tails in... Pinata Panic WHAT?!? by dandilion_crucifix
	Island's Tales Never trust a cute pet... by juliaduarte
	Troubles at the Secondhand Shoppe It slipped through your fingers... literally... by sweeteepiiiie
	Life is a Playground - The Discarded Magical Grundo! Ah! It's just an Old Grundo Plushie... by larenchan
	The Bunker No comment. Okay, just one: Marzipan. It has nothing to do with anything, I just like saying it. :D by hubadawaha
	The 'Tok of the Town, Volume 1 Would YOU party with the Snow Beast? by moonlightfear
	The Chromus Crew No Korbats were harmed in the making of this comic... by chromus
	I Want an Orange Grundo waits and hopes by optimystique
	Based on True Events I don't like surprises. D: by paganlindz
	Next Stop, INSANITY. #2 Just an everyday mistake, or something more? by squ00shable
	Comic Relief - Spacing Out Join Puck, Zu and Tod in their (mis)adventures through the world of Neopia. by hoeiva
	Koteex's Life - Restocking Shopping is so much fun! :D by cevierakasky
	Feepit Frenzy #10 I only want to ask you a question... by fariy287
	Handling Stardom Are you on your way to Stardom? Then you should read this comic. (Or if you're just wanting a good laugh.) by noahbear977
	BoRE Chapter 2: Comeback! We're eating cake tonight! \|D by ahqua
	I Love Paint Brushes Cardboard can be really useful... by redish_green
	Playing Bilge Dice A dumb remark exists! by jamloljam
	Phan's Point Mew. by hsfull17
	The Downside Of Being A Battledome Opponent Prepared? Concept by x__orlando4eva__x by chikolina
	The Lost Desert? Well, this was an unlikely pun no one expected... by imneokidd494
	I Give Up Eamann eventually got tired of Itchy Invasion... by ebily
	Trials and Tribulations 1 Being a Ghost Written by tootsiekitty_ by miss___momo
	NeoChaos!- About Meerca Neggs The REAL question... are they considered cannibals? by crk524
	Me'o- neo: 15 Ways to Have Fun Part 3 1/2 There are so many evil but fun things to do in Neopia Central and here they are. by montoran
	The Ruki Army Atticcus visits the NC mall (CLICHES!!!) by popolopolis_the_3rd_
	When Customising Goes Too Far... Haunted Woods Fancy Dress Party Art by ypput by pinkandprecious
	The Importance of Being Crafty It's important to have friends close by at all times. by beachnut14
	Rated 'G' Only in black and white by black_kisa
	April Fool! Ha ha, I... Oh. Never mind. by sand_in_a_bottle

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"Little Things" by doopingla
Mr. Frore was a very boring teacher, Daisy observed. He went on and on, not stopping to make sure anyone had understood what he had said. Countless times Daisy had raised her hand to ask a question, but he ignored her. Surely he couldn't have a grudge against her on the first day of school! "Dandy, what are your thoughts on this topic?" Mr. Frore asked suddenly. Daisy jumped...

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