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Snakebite Noir

A curse! A heist! A betrayal! Oh my! Collab with kebicorn

by joanna_lewis
The Ninja Who Was a Good Traitor

Walda the Baby Kacheek learns a lesson or two in standing up for what's right, even when it seems impossible.

by _brainchild_
The Ninja Pirate

A brave Vandagyre follows the trail of a Stealthy Mynci and his troupe of thieves, to discover the truth in the legend.

by lupe_hunter_7
PIRATES vs NINJAS Super Challenge Showdown

The exuberant Better Than You Host ushers you into the newest Pirates vs Ninjas Showdown, whether you like it or not! Collab with iggy___koopa

by love_check
Space Pirates!

A battle ensues on tumultuous galactic seas!

by herdygerdy
When Worlds Collide

It's a battle between ninjakin and piratefolk, and Dylan the Krawk is thrown right in the middle of the fight.

by parody_ham
Door the littlest stowaway

One little Draik goes on a big adventure!

by rkbear
Recruiting New Pirates

"So join us in this song because this is where we belong - in the open sea, where adventure awaits. A Pirate's Life for me!"

by pnaylala24
The Admiral's Ninja

A captain, a stranded ninja, an old friend, and an unlikely outcome to an ill-intended sabotage.

by dudeiloled
The Golden Dubloon's Grog Hub

Steve the Meerca is tasked with producing a winning commercial for the Golden Dubloon.

by sparktater
Neojutsu, Secret of the Stones

Ryshu the Nimmo seeks out the Island Mystic for information regarding the next Guardian of the Training School.

by cazcazig
 
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"The Golden Dubloon's Grog Hub" by sparktater
On the shores of Krawk Island one afternoon, a ship arrived, carrying a green Meerca named Steve. Steve worked for a small production company in Neopia Central and had recently been commissioned to produce a brand new NeoVision commercial for Golden Dubloon. Shielding his eyes from the sun, Steve dodged a small group of pirates quarrelling over a game involving a bag of Dubloons, eagerly smelt food cooking for the next Food Club session and observed as a cart full of petpets headed towards Warf Wharf. This was a very different world to the clean, well-kept offices he came from, full of the smells of damp wood and grog. He couldn’t see a fancy coffee shop anywhere. Reaching the Golden Dubloon, Steve pushed open the door and entered cautiously and asked a Kacheek dressed in a red and white striped dress for the manager. She nodded and disappeared behind a door...




Other Stories


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Pirates vs. Ninjas: Cook-off!
Who would win in a cook-off?! Pirates, or ninjas?

by swordlilly

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GREATEST NEOPIAN WARRIOR: Pirate Vs Ninja Edition
Pirate versus Ninja; it’s a popular match-up for a reason...

by pikachu315111

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Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
“Aww, look at the whittle Werelupe!” Lenny cooed. “He’s so cute! And look at his whittle snarl as he’s clawing his way inside.”

by downrightdude

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Another Hero's Journey...to Krawk Island
The hamlet of Seaside faced the sea to the east, abuzz with fisherfolk peddling their wares or jostling for spots on the pier...

by precious_katuch14

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Pirate life
The life of a pirate is difficult... Collab with Starki_Stal and Nico_Andresss

by romina_r

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Something has happened
Here you go! Collab with gamador and g_elena__uu_g !

by crazy_allstar



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