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Wish Upon a Soup Faerie

It was her birthday, but nobody seemed to have remembered. Anyway, who cared? It had been raining for almost a week and there was nothing to do...

by rmuecke
Baratie's Bedtime Stories: "The Two Mortogs"

She waved a pretty-patterned claw at him and he stood, yawning. "No, don't try and hide it. It's bed time."

by sanjisangel
Meeting the Ogrin

Then I looked up and caught sight of a very strange but marvellous creature...

by bunni287
A Helper For Hubert

"But Mrs. Malow," began Apoc. "Most of our owners don't have jobs; they just play games and run a shop for money!"

by mystery_island111223
The Kadoatie Katastrophe

Neoschool had broken up the day before for seven long weeks, and I had a tigersquash for breakfast. Everything was perfect. Until, that is, the door opened and in came my little sister...

by bookworm_kate347
Scarblade's Past

The water sprayed the young Lupe with mist. His green fur whipped around in the wind. He sniffed the salty breeze of the ocean, and a smile appeared on his face...

by gamegirllupelover
A Broken Bond

"Jhudora, hurry up, we're going to be late for school!" shouted an exasperated 10-year-old Illusen...

by 42930
Today and Every Day

He reached for a comb from his bedside table, only the comb wasn't there. Strange. He knew he'd put it there yesterday… or had he?

by neo_star_queen
The Assistant

Krista quickly replied, "Oh no, sir, I don't have a problem with my ticket. See, I'd like to apply to be your assistant!"

by londonparistokyo
Of Black and White

"White," Em muttered rebelliously. "White… it's not even fashionable… it's like, not much different from the basic colours..."

by xerdies01
Earning Back Friendship

"A Lupe's got a right to hum," I said indignantly. "You're lucky I'm not singing."

by animalnutz1993
Behind the Silver Circles

"I'm feeling lucky today. One scratchcard please!"

by bellababy265
 
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"Earning Back Friendship" by animalnutz1993
I got out a book and started reading. Dayla got out a Shimmery Notebook and began sketching. I started to hum a song from M*YNCI. After a few minutes, I heard an irritated voice. "Stop it," muttered Dayla...




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Another grim silence fell over the pack. It all seemed so hopeless. It seemed that, if they were to survive at all, they had to leave the plains...

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Absent Anubis - Part Seven
As soon as we realized what happened to Damien, there was no time to stop and think. I hoisted him onto my back where Luna was busy making sure that the unconscious Aisha didn't slide off while shouting instructions on how to get out...

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Who's the Man?
*insert evil laughter*

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The Pant Devil's Advocate
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