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"Perdia's Garden" by geniusbulb
She's Royalgirl. Stripped of all vestments, but Royalgirl nonetheless. Either she can't remove the makeup or she doesn't want to. I don't know. I've never been Royalgirl. "Saffron," hisses Marina, "don't stare, it's rude." But I'm not the only one staring. With hours to spend waiting in line, the Neopets here don't have much to look at, so they'll notice anything weird. Quickly, the Scorchio shoves the sunglasses...

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