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	An Iliad: Part One "Remember, six o'clock sharp! Don't be late. Lord Bracken is here to discuss the war, to enlist help and... well, you'll find out." by eternus_dragon
	A Very Neovian Election: Part One Paperwork was the Mayor of Neovia's favourite thing in the entire world. Under his expert supervision, the amount of the stuff floating around the town had doubled... by herdygerdy
	The Broken Soul: Promises and War - Part One Cove didn't waste much time before he promoted Sarevor into the title of Captain of his Royal Guard. It was only Sarevor that he truly trusted to keep him safe... by ayame_23
	Braving Brightvale: Part One She had spent many an hour poring over maps and books of the intricate hallways and decadent rooms of the castle. All in preparation for today, of course—the first day of her apprenticeship with the King's royal advisor. by dr0pz

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"How Anchu Learned The True Meaning Of Class" by indulgences
"I could never understand why you stopped playing in the middle of the Altador Cup," said Boxer with a pout on his face. He took an enormous bite of pasta, and put down his fork. "We were so close to winning for the Roo Island Team," he sputtered through a gooey mouthful of pasta sauce, "and we only needed a few more of your goals to put us over..."

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Halo the Lost Angelpuss
"Well, I found this little Angelpuss on the side of the road. Poor little thing was starved! I already have enough petpets, so I thought..."

by strawberryswing_

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Crimson Leaves
"Yeah," Kale said as he pulled his sister indoors. "It's freezing here, and the doctor said you need to rest, remember?"

by punctuation_ninja

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Six Ways to Impress a Slorg
We return once again to the topic of those ever smiling, ever cheerful, slime machines.

by 00baies_love00

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How To Be Cool
I'd be impressed if, just once, someone would get the courage to come up to my face and say it, like, "Hey, Zargrold, you're so cool, just so hover, man, how do you do it?"

by mamasimios

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Freedom to the Funny Pages - Exploding Flour
No, not THAT kind of explode!

by nickulla

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Utterly Impossible; Hopefully Improbable
Oh - oh my... That's one way for an avatar...

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