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Head in the Clouds: The Perfect Petpet Pt. 8

Well, that's something you don't see everyday.

by yoshisislandbandit
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 13

It's who you do it with...

by blackaavar
That's Not Neocola

This can't be happening..

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Vending Machine Grand Opening

Oops....

by myriadz
Daily Issues

No pets were turned into frogs in the making of this comic.

by sophiaabic
Ready to go on adventures?

As long as you let me steal something...

by nightly_shade
I hate him!!

Solidarity, Bro!

by kyuugou
What do you eat?

It was not meant to be serious...

by janderson_lee
Sunny Side Up: Side Effects of Ruling

Jazan has now decreed that before every coronation, one court adviser must report the side effects of being a king.

by amarettoball
Gnorbu 101

Thick mane problems.

by dizahh
NeoPaper: Magical Faerie Communication Slate

Isn't Faerie magic wonderful...!

by mbredboy31
Beauty Contest truth

Just some painful truth over competition at the Beauty Contest...

by arijuka
Gnorbu Rights

Please stop shearing us..

by cooitiger
Which way to Faerieland?

That doesn't seem right...

Also by _9_volt_the_gamer_

by marcthegr8est1

 
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"Eye of the Beholder" by apple_spritzer
Every day after the preliminaries, Lilith eagerly checked her Neomailbox for confirmation of her certain acceptance into the top ten. She knew in her heart she had made it, you know, but still desperately needed the affirmation that she had. We’ve all felt that way at some time, I’m sure. Well, when a letter finally did arrive after what had felt like months of anxious waiting, Lilith could feel her heart flutter in her chest just like the wings of her precious purple Buzzer, Huckleberry. Her head felt light as she realized that this envelope looked far different than the standard white rectangles she had received from the official Cybunny Beauty Contest coordinator in the past. No, this envelope was made of a thick cream colored paper and sealed with a fancy wax stamp, one with a carrot right in the middle of interlocking vines. Lilith could barely breathe she was so ecstatic. She absolutely had to open it right then and there. So that is what she did, carefully removing the wax seal and then tearing the fancy cream envelope away to reveal an equally fancy letter handwritten in flawless cursive script. After reading the first sentence (Dear Lilith, we are pleased to inform you that you have been chosen out of hundreds of applicants to participate in this year’s annual Cybunny Beauty Contest), Lilith sprung into the air with glee.




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The Eye of the Beholder
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, some say. Well, that may be true. But, it does not answer to the truth that there are some who benefit from their looks far more than others. That is why we have models and enviable celebrities and popular students at school who use their appearances to their advantage. If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, are there some eyes whose opinions carry heavier weight? Or, is it simply that more eyes perceive these lucky individuals as the most beautiful?

by apple_spritzer

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Like the Waves on the Sea
Shearing Day is coming, but are all Gnorbu's happy about this?

by foolsgoldbruh

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A Neo-Adventure Awaits…
Have you always wanted to write your own adventure? This guide will show you how!

by eyre101619

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Earning Neopoints for Newbies
There are a lot of games though! How will you ever decide which ones to play? Here are a few suggestions.

by terabithian

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Spiral: Part One
Many a hero’s tale involves at least one Faerie. Well, ours begins with one.

by waterguardianwmr

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Nonlinear Companions: Dawn: Part Six
"It's starting to snow," I observed. "The Ice Caves are like, indoors, right?" Westron laughed at me, "Well, caves are predominantly 'indoor' locations, in fact, I'd go so far as to say it’s a defining feature of them."

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