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Sunny Side Up

The real travesty here is the ruined breakfast.

by amarettoball
Don't Question the King

Nothing happens. Maybe you should wait a while before visiting the shrine again....

by carrotbreath
What A Nice Gesture

Giving flowers is wrought with problems when you look like a joker

Also by Ukases

by _starryeyedsurprise_

A Real Conundrum

Today's new users will never know the joy/struggle

by umhiimalexis
What are the Odds: Natural Flight

Sometimes change takes a while to get used to.

by malochroma
The Problem with Magma Pets

I never learn...

by scarlet_dissenter
Trudy's Expectation

In this world, it's surprise or be surprised.

Also by cloudypoogle and rooftopchicken

by lennekegirl123

Out of the Lupe - It's Time...

Featuring spiffy sunglasses and cannonball action

by memoure
Price of the Lever of Doom avatar?

Let's get real, how much is this gonna cost me?

Also by icygal2310

by shennyyy

Paint Brush Problems #57

It would be fun, they said.

Also by waning

by sophieauditore

My Rock

That's fine...

by cria_sherwood
How Not To Sneak Into The Magma Pool

Maybe not a paper bribe next time.

Also by mapthesoul

by brooklyn3223

More Than Meets The Eye - Introduction

Do they have to argue upon everything?!

Also by Im_Fariha

by cutecatty1

Humourless Aishas #1: The Health Food Shop

Some Aishas are quite funny, these ones are not.

by beagums
I'm Sure She Means Well...

Again?!

Also by Pulc3tta

by xxxfenice_neraxxx

A Dangerous Game

So was it as easy as you thought?

Also by sanamm

by admonisher

Misinterpretation

Not good enough.

Also by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

 
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5 Underrated NC Items You Could Be Using



Maybe you’ve heard of these items, but I also think some of you may not have! For that reason, I want to highlight them, explain what makes them so underrated and fantastic, and give you some brief recommendations as to which other items pair well with them, as well as pets that might highlight these items’ best features. Remember, there is no right or wrong way to customize these items or your pets. You do you, but maybe you’ll do you with these items in mind!



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Create Your Own Adventure
I always suspected that my Grundo had a sadistic streak. Years of serving as a commander in Dr. Sloth’s galactic marine corps will probably do that to you. But my hunch was confirmed the day Dark_breed_Hyren brought home an Adventure Generator.

by cosmicfire918

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The Mark
It was a gloomy day. Alex the Purple Draik trudged home with a huge burden weighing on his shoulders. With his head hung low, and his feet dragging in the mud, Alex heaved a sigh. I don't want to go home. I'd rather stay here than feel the wrath of my parents when I tell them what I got on my test today...

by noel3840

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5 Underrated NC Items You Could Be Using
I want to highlight them, explain what makes them so underrated and fantastic, and give you some brief recommendations as to which other items pair well with them, as well as pets that might highlight these items’ best features. Remember, there is no right or wrong way to customize these items or your pets. You do you, but maybe you’ll do you with these items

by gameboyknight

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The Neopian Pizza Critic
Good Day to all you Pizzaroo fanatics, Crust connoisseurs, and other aficionados of the wonderful world of pizza! I have dedicated my entire existence in Neopia to carefully sampling and critiquing all of the wonderful, unique, and in some cases downright bizarre flavors of pizza that can be found all over Neopia.

by robbie_roxburgh

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Clouds Over Cogham: Part Seven
In wintertime, and often in the surrounding autumn and spring, darkness will swallow the land, and the rainclouds will take over. It's never a bad thing, though. Even when the skies turn black and the fog grows blinding, it's a comforting embrace.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Pigments and Figments: Part Two
Percy whimpered, this time hiding behind me. I was torn between hugging him to comfort him or smirking at Martha. The hugging half of me won. “You did always tell me to face my fears,” Percy gave me a wry, trembling smile.

Also by flufflepuff

by rielcz




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