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The Agony of Being Second

Noooooo.

Also by shennyyy

by icygal2310

Raising Intelligence is Hard

No Meercas were pounded in the making of this comic.

Also by blueberrymuffinpops.

by scechoi

Pea Like - Part 1

I did not think this through.

Also by sanamm

by meowbey

Petpets With Identity Issues

When your petpet start doubting his true species.

by simbologies
Grave Not-So-Dangerous

Sometimes you have to wonder what's really going on down there...

by x0x_gina_x0x
Royal Pain

SO MUCH PAIN

by winner19955
Chihiro versus Neopia #2

Can I have some?

by notquitesanitary
NeoPaper: Daily Logic Strikes Again

I think somebody'd like a word with the webpage writers...

by mbredboy31
Spaceconked

You have GOT to be kidding me...

by general_grievious__
Entropy

Gotta learn to apply yourself in these situations

by the_hoshi_pixi
Aaaachoooo!

Also by: Pinksrainbow

by lyndsey4657

The REAL Cost of Avatars...

Is it really the LUCKY ones who get the avatars?

Also by tcbesser

by sn4zzeh

Fly High: Altador Cup

Who doesn't love the Altador Cup?

by linkxzelda666tingle
Just Jelni: Team Spirit

Everyone's choosing their Altador Cup teams.

by angul888
'Tis the Season!!

What a perfect time to welcome a new member to the family ;)

by neon_leaf
Pants

Um, hello?! Just look at me!

by cria_sherwood
 
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"A Key Quest Story" by neolikepets
Ryan looked inside the box he was holding and sighed. The Key Quest arcade had been undergoing renovations for what seemed like forever. The Green Kacheek bought this token for his younger brother just days before he found out about the closing. He had been holding on to it ever since. It was supposed to be a birthday present, but with the game closed, it wouldn't seem like a very useful one. Even though Ryan was a year older than Collin, they shared a birthday. A birthday which, Ryan noticed, was coming up soon. He knew he shouldn’t dwell on these things, but he couldn't help it. He put the box and token back in his backpack, and set out for the Toy Store. At the very least, he always knew what to get his brother from there. ~~~ Collin was sitting on his porch, yawning impatiently. “Ryan was supposed to be back a long time ago.” At least, it seemed that way to him. Collin never was very good at keeping track of time. His friends all headed home for the day. “Wait a minute… Am I forgetting something?” Collin bolted to his room. “Man, I almost forgot to wrap the book I bought for Ryan!” The Yellow Kacheek tripped as he made his way into his room. His brother told him he shouldn’t let his room get so messy. Collin looked at what he tripped over. It was a box, beaten up from being tripped over so many times, but never opened. It was labeled “To Ryan.” “Wow, It’s been so long I forgot what was even in here. Just a quick peek.” Collin saw the familiar shape of a Key Quest token’s base. All the knocking around eventually caused it to flip over within its box. “Oh, that's why I never gave it to him.” Collin put the box on his dresser out of the way as he began to wrap the book for his brother.




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Origins: Ethel Boortz
With a sigh, Ethel Boortz slowly eased her way up out of her rocking chair, crossed the porch, and made her way down the steps towards her young grandchildren. "Michah and Kayla, what did I tell you about Yooyball matches?"

by hzoo_26

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Pick Your Own: Experiences of an Explorer
I've always heard tales of the wonderful oasis known as the Meri Acres farm. My friends had told me about the wonderful adventures to be had. They told me about how they had wandered for hours, filling their baskets to the brim with the delicious fruits (but mainly berries) of their labor. I knew, however, that Meri Acres didn’t actually exist.

by auraphic

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Cup Loyalty: Some Feelings About Switching Sides
What if that feeling is telling you to switch allegiances after years of dutiful rooting-on and color-coordinating? What then?

by bizniscorg

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Understanding Extreme Potato Counter
Hello friends! I’ll spare you the introductory garbage and just get right to it. You’re here because you would either like a trophy in EPC, or the avatar, or both! You’ve already run across several guides that have provided great suggestions in helping you come closer to that goal, but more than likely you haven’t reached it yet.

by redken9x9

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Rough Waters: Part Eight
As I continued to tell Kell what happened to Natia, Jane, and I last time, I looked around the veins in this cave. There was still no sign of our friends. Only rocks, stalagmites, and stalactites (not even the glowing ones that we saw earlier – just boring rocks). I gave a little sigh to myself. While I wasn't losing hope, I was getting a little frustrated.

by chasing_stars44

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The Vine of Destiny: Book 1, The Apprentice Pirates: Part Four
JayJay, Lili, and Yasmine arrived at the tavern to find it crowded with patrons. However, it was fairly easy to find Garin and the others, as they were the only pirates in the whole joint. The rest were just normal sailors, which wasn’t that surprising in this part of Neopia.

by teamchao466



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