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Unsung Heroes: Behind the Scenes Neopians Part 3

"This is the third in a series of interviews conducted with a handful of Neopia’s unsung heroes – those who keep our world spinning (sometimes, quite literally!)."

by thebanditrocks
10 Birdy Petpets for Your Feathered Friend

"You’ve just adopted a new feathered friend – Eyrie, Pteri, Vandagyre, Lenny, it doesn’t matter. As a big bird Neopet owner, I guarantee they’re going to only want the best of the best when it comes to Petpets."

by draik_bianca
The Ripest Mynci Beach Volley Ball Tournament

"This tournament has drawn in Mynci teams from all over Neopia, each one eager to show off their skills and take home the coveted trophy." Collab with daschuffita

by actiontal
To All Returning Players...

"I mean, Neopets offers a variety of activities and it can get overwhelming. So here's a little guide to help to ease the confusion and offer some things to start with." Collab with vanillerrybeitje

by maryannyks
A Tyrannian Victory Day Shopping List

"Every year, on May 12th, Neopians of all sorts gather to celebrate Tyrannian Victory Day. This day commemorates the brave Tyrannians who fought for their freedom against the oppressive and evil forces that sought to overtake the historic land of Tyrannia."

by cryistalene
 
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"The Missing Shopkeeper " by orlytheowl
Kara the Kau was a familiar face for many Neopians. She had managed to do the impossible, - building a career working as a jokester for King Skarl. He had personally taken her in after she told him the best joke he had ever heard, one beautiful Spring day a few years ago. Kara had soon become close with the King. He would confide in her, complain to her about other Neopians' terrible jokes and tell her his worries and troubles. He was in fact quite a moody man, but Kara had somehow managed to get on his good side. Two things the King desired were food and wealth. The days passed on, making sure the King had what he needed and trying to keep him happy. It was a full-time job. One day King Skarl told her that he had heard rumours that the oh-so-wealthy Post Office Shopkeeper was missing: “If anyone gets their paws on that Chia’s fortune before I do, good Fyora, they are going to regret it!” King Skarl said with a vengeance. Kara saw an opportunity to get some time off from her usual duties and quickly replied: “Dear King, if you like, I could go check out the situation for you. I could look for clues about the whereabouts of the missing Chia. I mean, what good would it be to get your paws on his fortune if the Chia were to return next week and reclaim his fortune?” Kara said in a friendly tone. “THAT IS NOT FUNNY! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!” The King yelled. He sighed. “But I guess you’re right. You are to report back to me immediately...




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The Missing Shopkeeper
"Kara the Kau was a familiar face for many Neopians. She had managed to do the impossible..."

by orlytheowl

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A Hero's Journey: As Told
"This is the story of a hero. Not me, but I’m in the story, at least?"

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A Corsair Among the Stars
"To say that tensions were high would have been an understatement..."

by zennistrad

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Illusen's Quest
"Illusen stared at the Dark Faerie's outstretched hand. Her mind was no longer thinking straight..." Collab with knightwolfalex

by rurirawr

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NeoPizza - Nipnap - Page 1
In which Nurri is barked at...

by abby568

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Adventures of Neopia Central - How Hungry?
Um- Hungry- Hungry enough- To- T- Never mind.

by deadchialiveson



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