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An Unlikely Solution

Maria frowned. "I really want to do something special for you this year, though... Are you really sure?"

by xinnocenceagainx
To Be Robot

The first thing I remember is being abandoned...

by gabjasfriends4ever
Fly Away Draik

"How pathetic, you can't even fly."

That was the last thing my owner ever said to me.

by w4lly

VIP Infiltration

"We believe the club is frequented by a couple of crime lords," he had said in the mission briefing. "We want you to get in there, plant a listening device, and get out..."

by blackghoulmon
Chef Hoban

To all those who've worked in a kitchen, this is for you.

by cyber1ofkakoradesert
The Cybunny and the Faerieland Library

"I love books. It's always been my dream to work in the Faerieland Library."

by star138
Inside the Mind of A Deranged Meepit

I'm here to correct the notion that meepits are vile and scary creatures.

Because we're not.

REALLY.

Also by mookaa

by chat_adik

Interview with a Minion... of Jhudora

"I'll be your guide this afternoon. For those of you who've never done the climb before, please note that you do so of your own free will and Jhudora is not liable for any damages to property or person."

by jadianne
Zapping Consequences

"No, I suppose not," said Illusen. "Your owner's been taking you to the lab ray, I take it?"

by blondygirl1893
 
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"Zapping Consequences" by blondygirl1893
That isn't how the lab ray works. It took multiple tries. The first few zaps made Sunshine stronger on some days and weaker on others, faster and then slower, and so it went. The day before the zap that changed everything, Sunshine finally received a more interesting change, which the Techo did not notice until an illuminating trip to Illusen's Glade. "You've changed somehow," Illusen remarked that fine, Faerieland day...




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Reasons Why Kacheeks are Awesome: The Facts
Possibly the most important pet day is Kacheek Day. Kacheek is celebrated on January 29th every year.

Also by j_bop_24

by blue_eagle16


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Finding Your Way Around the New Battledome
Your pet is your strongest weapon.

by sirgriffingtub

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A Week in the Life of a Junior Defender: Part Five
"Thunder must have been collecting disgruntled recruits for years. I think he's got a bit of a Xandra complex."

by rachelindea

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The Travels of a Would-Be Knight: The FFN - Part One
"How long can it possibly take to agree on the price of a pizza?" wondered Roxias aloud. He looked over at Pizzaroo and shook his head. "They've been at this for ten minutes already!"

by daniecelpines

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The Goofers - The Use of Spinach
The ultimate pros and cons of spinach are...

by lintsuf

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The Breadmaster 3
If he could get a neopoint for every single time he heard that...

by toffeedatepudding



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