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	The Return of Destiny "Nice to see you again, dear reader. I mean, I, The Storyteller of this story, would be nothing without you. Thanks for caring about what I have to say. Especially for this magnificent story that I have rescued from the confines of Neopia." collab with sportsagain and noelia_pets by venused
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Top 10 Neopets April Fools Jokes through the Years

The first April fools prank happened in Y3 when users woke up to find that many of their pets had a new look! While they were passed off as ‘improvements', most of the new designs more closely resembled a Dr. Sloth experiment. Needless to say, users were relieved when their pets returned to normal the next day.

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Clash of Holidays: An Account of Magic VS Thievery
"Something has happened! It appears that there was a glitch in the switch to Beta and all of the Neopian holidays have been released. Keep a watchful eye for anything unordinary, and make sure to report all suspicious activity to TNT."

by sleepiestkitty

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Illudora Day
"The Kyrii twirled his beard around one gloved finger. 'Oh, I don’t know. They seem surer of themselves than they let on. And even more so…of each other.'"

by flufflepuff

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30 Ways to Prank Dr. Sloth
"Playing pranks is only a natural part of the Neopian experience."

by treeword

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What I Wish I Knew When I Started Playing
"Starting fresh can be a wonderful thing. So many new things to find and potential goals you can make. Everyone's journey is different. I thought I would share some of my experiences and maybe give some tips to help new players along the way."

by hottendott

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Day In the Life of Boochi
Don't mess with Boochi... collab with scrubulator and heathernel193

by kellyclark1115

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Blossoms
Do you know what happened to my calendar?

by twillieblossom

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