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A Hero's Journey: Rivalry

Reynold smiled as he opened the round gold locket in his gauntleted hand and gazed fondly at the miniature paintings of three white Blumaroos within...

by precious_katuch14
The Flash Drive

A flashtastrophe rocks Neopia!

by liouchan
 
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"The Disappearance of Chet Flash: A Gamer’s Revenge" by _brainchild_
It was just another day for Nadaba the Maraquan Draik; she had been up all night playing Flash games in her room, per the usual. Now, at 7 in the morning, it was in her best interest to get some sleep. However, she was so close to getting another coveted Flash game avatar, so she carried on. She was five points away from the avatar when the game crashed. Her screams could be heard from the other side of the house. “WHAT GIVES?!” she shouted angrily. “I WAS SO CLOSE!!! “Calm down,” urged her sister, Florezca the Pink Draik. “Easy for you to say! You don’t even CARE about games. You always have your nose in a book!” “Is that a crime?” “No, but neither is enjoying games!” “Well, yelling won’t help you. What you need is some SLEEP. You’ve been up all night!” Nadaba sighed. “Well, I am kinda tired... I’ll go take a nap.” The discouraged Draik trudged back up to her room and got some much-needed rest.




Other Stories


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Usuki Singing Stars #53: Alan's Short Story (collab)
Dedicated to Al. Whenever your story comes out, I'll be the first to love it!

by downrightdude

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Chet Runner
Amidst Neopian skies, some means of hover cart pierces the clouds. Its glistening grey shell emerges unscathed, save for a fine layer of moisture reflecting a dawn’s sunlight...

by homsar_eggplant

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Chet Fae Wuz Here
If one picks up a copy of the Neopian Times or the Faerieland Gazette, one might notice that periodically, the paper prints a cryptic message that simply says “Chet Flash wuz here.”

by black_skull725

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Laughable Items Galore!
Let’s take a gander at some of the weirdest items TNT has graciously gifted us over the years!

by thebiscuitbunch

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April themed Wordsearch!
Can you find the hidden word in this wordsearch?

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Chet Flash's True Form
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