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Trouble in Paradise

Drew leads Mipsy and Velm through the treacherous temple traps.

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A Hero's Journey: Masquerade

Quite the ruckus ensues as Meredith's guards try to take control of the situation...

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A Critique of My New Home’s Library



Greetings, my friends! You probably don’t recognise me from the last time we spoke; back then I was critiquing the food in the Neopian Pound and how I petitioned to have some form of Gourmet meal at least once a week. (yes, this request was summarily rejected, and no, Dr_Death did not accuse me of not being able to understand how budgets worked. Anyway). A few months ago, I was a Gelert languishing in peasantry. My fur, albeit a beautiful sapphire that shone like the sea itself, was in vast need of an upgrade, but of course, you’re not going to get that in the Pound. But as luck would have it, my sponsor saw great potential in me, and promptly supplied me with a Kougra Morphing Potion, and a Royal Paint Brush. Now, I have become the pet and royalty...



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A Critique of My New Home’s Library
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