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Problems at the Poetry Contest

Oh snap!

by umbrex
Not Cute! #2

Finally the sequel! if it gets in!

by feferiiii
The Struggle

Sometimes, you just have to let them figure it out on their own.

by mergirl294
The Apology

I'm sorry..

by fantasiaa_np
Cobrall Coffee

But wait..

by akuroy_of_the_moon
All planned...

You never truly know...

by anne77777
Lame Pun

Where did that come from?

by blackaavar
Mundane Mysteries 1

Detective Spot and the Eyrie Bradley discuss the unwritten laws of Neopian fashion.

by birthdaylockedout
Butt of the Joke

Poof

Also by kaddisti

by krawkgirl186

Not as easy as it seems

Baby steps...

by aquarelar
Delectable Delicacy: Part 1

"Wait, pets like this stuff...?"

Storyboard by blink_darkphoenix

by raiane_flarean_1

Trouble with portals

....

by aplacplac
Random Oddness

So fun, it's infectious!

by mistyqee
To the future

Never return...

by _angel_852
Marrow Tax? More like Misery Tax.

but but but...

by liezelotte8
 
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The Definitive Ranking of Neopian Turkeys



There is a great time of year for eating turkey, when the weather gets cold and family comes together. Guess what? It’s almost that time of year again! Time to start saving up to buy mashed potatoes, cranberries, rolls, baked beans, pies, and of course, turkey! Mmm… turkey. Wait–you’re not doing your shopping yet? Awkward... Anyway, when that time comes around, as you’re dreaming about the perfectly roasted turkey that you want to eat, you head on out to the food shop and… what? There’s more than one kind of turkey? How are you ever going to decide? Never fear! I have created this guide to help you pick out the very best kind of turkey, starting with the worst and slowly moving up to the best. And if you’re planning a party and need the perfect side dishes, you’re in luck! I’ve included a few helpful suggestions with each turkey.



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The First Light of Neopia
The land is cold and muddy. There is no breathable oxygen, there are no plants, and the skies are filled with smog (poisonous should it be inhaled). Not a sound can be heard from all over the planet expect in one place.Over a ridge and through a cave, down deep into the lowest parts of the planet is a creature.

by steve_km

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Recipe of the Week: Greater Earthen Potion
Ever wanted to make a potion in your own home?

by hauntinq

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Being Magma is a Superpower
"Being Magma is a superpower and we should have a celebratory day"

by shresthi

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The Princess and the Crook
What are you doing? 

by chlo26

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Jolla and the Magic of the Dream Fortress:Part Two
Jolla woke during the afternoon and emerged from her bedroom to see Phanta sitting in the fortress’s hall, visibly tired. Jolla herself felt exhausted, too.

by miraday



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