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Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Sloth

Hey, listen to this!

by shamaela
Muckla and the Hat Hunt #3

Letting the hat choose its owner might have been a good idea. If hats could talk. Or move.

by lovisa966
Lab Rat Blues #3

ZAP!

by garfmaj
Oh Space Faerie! #3

I can take a break!

by saiyukii
Journey of a Woodland Spirit Part V

And yet in that quiet still forest...

by paws265
Heights and Weights

That time when you compare the heights and weights of two pets and you realized it just doesn't make any sense!

by hideri
Use Your Imagination

What's tasty, fluffy, and does twelve hit points of damage?

by shadowstrand
Family Time - Boochi

Bwahahaha!

by just_smile_its_easy
The Ever Polite Balthazar

ARRR!!

by leaflunch
How Nifty

Not so secret fear!

by kirimiso
Happy New Year!

Costume Party

Idea by magnetismo

by cevierakasky

Completely Smart- Don't Quit your Day Job

Yo!

by ms_meepit
Ugga-Ugga

Ugga-Ugga might not be that bad.

by kungenavmaskrosor
The Goofers - A Makeover, final

Somebody teach the kid what a wig is!

by lintsuf
Pink + Black

Turn that frown upside down!

by riurisu
Adopted Adventures

Claws this beautiful don't come naturally.

by quichepie
On a Thin Line: Samuel No Eyes

Him again? Really?

by silvergullmon77
Santa's Secret Helpers, 4 of 4

BONK!

Written by tmarks

by izzywizard

Neopian Misadventures

The Perils of Hesitation

by carilor
Mustache Wax

Heh.

Also by bubblequartz

by breakingchains

Snow Sludgy

Brought to you by the Petpet Protection League.

by sunarel
3 royals plus 1

IS THAT YOUUUUURRR OWNERRRR!!!???

by white_tiger0226
Amikarashui #20

Closet Calamities Part 4

by bluecloud300
 
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Gnorbu Shearing Day



It is the sixth day of Sleeping, Gnorbu Shearing Day! Regardless of where they are, Neopia Central, Kreludor or Shenkuu, owners all over the worlds gather this day to trim their Gnorbus. Admittedly, they do need a fair bit of trimming after the cold winter Month of Collecting as their fur gets knotted...



Other Stories


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Hidden
The jelly Shoyru flew, lightning fast, from her Neohome in the Haunted Woods to Neopia Central. She did this often. She was going to meet her best friend for lunch...

by 77thbigby

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Half Baked
"Nonsense! It's never too cold to swim. As long as you're in an indoor pool."

by dewdropzz

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Sticking to Those New Year's Resolutions on a Budget
As they fumble for the alarm on a dark, cold winter morning to go and do some exercise, a glance at the calendar mockingly shows that this is the month of Sleeping.

by equinewhispers

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Click Goes the (Gnorbu) Shears
Our Gnorbus are ready to greet the New Year in their glossy new manes after the shearing!

by 4g0tt3n4ng3l

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Dark Faerie Dreams: Part Two
It is safe to say that nothing in all my life ever terrified me so much as being trapped inside one of Balthazar's bottles.

by ilovemycatembers

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Honor Among Thieves: Part Five
Zina complained, "I don't like it. I don't see how they run in these." She kicked at the hem of her long skirt.

by saphira_27



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