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Issue: 496 | 27th day of Hunting, Y13

Comics

	Shades and Hues 24 Meet the Family pt. 5/11 – The Emo Usuki has nothing on this guy... by mstr_dark
	A Mouthful RAWR. Also by kailamy by inuyashalover37
	Mallard Crazy A day in the NC Mall... Artwork by jina_h by brahski
	Mr. Slug's Quest (pt. 3) I? Cut and paste pictures? Never! by supercheezee
	The Krazy Kacheek You can finally grow taller. Also by stella_123_5 by tanvi_rhea
	A Day At The Lab You'll change into something AMAZING! Idea by oceanologist by glitterrpop
	Hipster Buzz: Meerca Chase 2? Exclusive. Also by british_faerie by 1_ricky_1
	Peppered Reality: Boochi Aftermath Respect your elders! ducks Or not! Idea by hawk400206 by rivliex
	LOGS #1- S'Not Snot What happened to you? Idea by majikel by sarahqzq
	Unacceptable No avatar this time, I'm afraid... Idea by acara_crystal_kiss by saluqifreak13
	Pun Intended Welcome to the Unis Clothing Shop. Idea by carrbot by bananerr
	Saly's Club: Teams Kim will always pick the best team, no matter how cute their players are. by djudju22_8
	Spotting a Mystery - Part 02 Jackpot! by lovisa966
	N.F.T.W. - Part 2 - Master's No. 1 Tip Soo... It was HER. :O by mooglerz
	Fresh Ingredients Yum! Idea by icogitate by blackroseofwisdom
	Just Fantastic! Something has happened! Idea by reconnection by buzzish
	Ring of the Deep, part 3 So what you're saying is, Queen Fyora still wants this ring back? by ssjelitegirl
	Hasee Won't Bounce Adventures of Wolfy and Sir Meepworth by irahath_is_oro
	Jelly Woes Altador Cup special :) by imogenweasley
	The Excuse Can I ask you something? by skapandi
	The Problem about V2 Neohomes This must annoy many pets... by computerchike
	Peaches #1: Jay's Curiosity Ever wonder how Maraquans breathe? by jenniferji
	The Goofers ALWAYS do your own homework... by lintsuf
	Mootix Soldiers: Cuddle at your own risk A mootix soldier is... Art by alagfalaswen by mankey5
	Fountain Faerie Quest ...I think she does this on purpose. by dusty
	The Unfortunate Reality Just clearing up some common misconceptions... by 19december
	The Water Seeker A little disillusion... by schwarzernebel
	A Maraquan Tale Did you hear? by wwe_fan_2005
	Mockery If only we could smash it open... by campih400
	Apples, Marshmallows and Fangirls Oh dear. by yellow_gellow
	The Silly Kougra Adventures Air Faerie Quest by tachiki
	Lost "Dessert" A Lost Desert fan takes the love for his team a little too far... Also by barir644 by tohkano
	Random Times Experience with the Wheel of Extravagance. by chiky3412
	Avatar Oxymoron Hidden Tower Idea by jiggers_81 by joel_hudson
	The Doodle Season: Yooyuball Stop the goalie abuse! by desert_gp_dragon2oo5

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"Seeking Treasure Beyond The Cup" by chimp_chicken_fish
"Oi! Soley!" It was Captain Garven Hale, the burly pirate Bori from the Altador Cup's Team Krawk Island. "SOLEY! Gerrup, yer lazy idiot." Dasher stirred in his sleep, twitching irritably, but relaxed once more to start snoring again. "DASHER!" Garven bellowed outside, pounding on the door once more, almost splintering the wood. The pirate...

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Guide
You have never heard of me, but I am Frostburn the Chia. I am an explorer, much like you. I have heard of your skills...

by 77thbigby

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Ten Best Vacation Spots In Neopia
Some people like faerie tales and unicorns. Some like rainbows and happy little squirrels. If you don't, the Haunted Woods might be more to your liking!

Also by gwendarwen

by sarmay77

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The Colloquial Yurble: Popular Phrases
"Some are born Yurbles, some achieve being a Yurble, and some have their species thrust upon them."

by kidagakash_nedakh

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The Prophecy Faeries 3: Linisa's Return - Part Twelve
Her charm began to glow, and she remembered the words that Hentoff had given her. You need not always be perfect. Trust in your friends to catch you when you fall.

by alex313

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The 404: Part Four
The others begged me (despite the consensus originally being that it was rude) to not tell Sloth when the concert was, but I refused.

by fuzzymonkey31

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