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Issue: 476 | 7th day of Sleeping, Y13

Comics

	Techopalooza: Buzzer Game Good work, Nikey! by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	A Joke Gone Bad grumble Idea by frankie8492 by lilyed
	Classic Holiday Recipes from the Hubrid Nox Cookbook "This delicious pudding recipe was first seen in the Advent Calendar way back in 2004. Now a holiday tradition..." Also by melany270 by mellen48
	A series of comical events: Part 1 You're worse than King Skarl! by michelle_ou123
	Commercials... Chipz!! by jecruby
	Boochie V.S. The Pant Devil Will Boochi be left empty-handed? Or will The Pant Devil finally get what he deserves? by dachshundlover13
	Ain't Got a Leg to Stand On Break a leg? by alymarcas
	That's Not Natural Zara had nightmares for days after this... by misshamsterlover
	The Comic comic Carefully constructed comics (sort of) by caterait
	Top 3 Worst Fish Neggs Meerca Chase II by frosted_fires
	Picture IMperfect: The Bumbluz Something has happened! by davy_jones13
	Inspiteful - Choking Hazard No Neopets were harmed in the making of this comic. Except for Teexxy. by warzia
	Peppered Reality: Unsanitary Pie just likes to keep his hands clean. U_U by rivliex
	Shades and Hues 04 Shadow Battles, Part 4/4 by mstr_dark
	Tis The Season - Part 4 Such a magic phrase... and what Luxor said was neat, too. by saro_the_legendaerie
	Unlucky Thirteen Slorgarific Adventures! Written by rockjordan_guild by jellybeanott
	It's Snowing Eeek!! by mystery__misery
	A Taste Of Awesome Sauce It would be... by leeeeemon39
	Odds&Friends Wanna cookie? by bartongkillershrimp
	Neopests Xandra isn't really doing her job properly... by mixmatched
	The Life of Aye! - 3 - Christmas Time What sort of pets have I been raising ..!? by xwindswept
	New Year's Resolutions He had the best intentions... by fleurly
	A new Key Quest board We all love the new Ice Caves board! by djudju22_8
	Results May Vary: Snowager's Dilemma I think the Snowager is pretty cool guy. by return_of_itsy
	Frolicking in Faerieland What can Aisha do in Faerieland this holiday? ...You shouldn't have asked... by jokerqueen
	Faerieland 2.0 No more candy floss! by autoreevee
	A comic without a creative title about locations What are you? a ghost. by april_march
	The Problem with Faerieland's New Location... Attack of the Zombies by toadsdontexist
	New Neighbors! We should do something nice for our new Haunted Woods neighbors! by digitaldreams107
	Super n00b- During the plot... She always had such a nice opinion on the faeries... well, most of them anyway... by blackberry2020
	Neopets Phisics Wonders - Flying Coconutty This will make the perfect gift... by hidden_0_o
	Eyewear Everyone loves pointless stuff. by snowstorm4444

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"Of Aisha-Bots and Crate-Moving" by foreverh0mes
"Dalia, I'll ask you again – LOOSEN UP!" Kalsau demanded. The Robot Aisha had had Sloth's obedience program downloaded into her system years ago and she only acted according to the work schedule. In the time Kalsau had known her, she had never acted like a normal pet. The white Grundo had no...

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The Hole in the Attic
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Under Desert Sky
"Don't lose hope. When it gets darkest the stars come out."

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A guide to Wrath of the Snowager
So the game in a nutshell is the following: you are the Snowager and you are chasing a thief Chia for your items... Yeah, this game is FUN!!

by camilamundim

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11 Tips for a Great 2011!
Happy New Year!

by fancifully

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Ninja Faellie Diaries: Part Four
"CHRIS! LOLA! Where are you?" Ello cried desperately, her voice going hoarse. This was bad. Really, really, bad! She had no idea where her friends were!

by luna4400

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Honest Lu: Part One
"Okay, Blossoms, listen up," Lukio announced spiritedly, the shadow Xweetok banging her purple hairbrush on the wooden chest that stood in front of her bed. "I think I may have an idea for our next Blossom's Good Deed."

by puppy_girl252

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