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Mundane Insanity

I guess even piles of sludge have feelings...

by maldijo_uno
Fun with the Webcam

Dude, it's on "normal."

by pei_panda_jr
Why (3!)

You'll never hug your pet after painting him again...

by redler1
Milk Money

People who want you to donate blood are really vampires...

by plumbus
Get Rich Quick!

Just do things the easy way.

by silver_taurus
Neoschool - I HATE Spyders

Humm... err... well... SPYDER!!

by luliyoyo
What Really Happened to Kreludor

The truth revealed!

by orlandothief
In a Nutshell

You wanted the yellow one, right...

Idea by sarah123x123

by twosock

Ever Wondered Why...

He needs a clipper. :(

by sofiamatias
Wet Paint

HA! An intruder!!!

by hippieninja
Doom From The Darigan Citadel

Introducing Neopia's newest game---Neo.... WHAT?!

by ren172
Tails from Home

I want a faerie paint brush!!!

by fshonbee
Pointless Nonsense - N00b News

Brought to you by Virtupets Inc.

by petfriendamy
Baby Sitting Problems

Eeekkk! There's a Baby Kougra in my custard!

by pepper_kitten44
Kiss the... Princess?

*mwah!*

Art by invalid_character

by silvermare200

Tiny But Tough

Where's my sponge?

Idea by jess3153

by crazy_kathy

The Evilest Crime

We all love to make a mess when nobody is at home, don't we? But who is going to clean it up?

by zaniic
Surprise!

*Such* a ripoff.

Idea by maple4ever

by jokerqueen

Open Heart- Epi 5

Let me tell you what happened.

by maiinoki
When Addressing a King pt. 2

Perhaps it runs in the family.

by prismfire
Life With Strip

King Altador should watch what he is giving out...

by snowickle_111
Wearable?

Is that a WEARABLE hat? O:

Idea by sablones

by cherry_sakura

SLORG ATTACK!

Here ya go!

Idea by _dark_black_star_

by plaid_love

Pterii Rule!

Run!!

by liktra
Last Resorts - Meteors

Now where'd that meteor run off to now? +sigh+

by clare1008
I Want To Be...

a Krawk!

Concept by x__orlando4eva__x

by chikolina

Trickblue

You want this one?

by melissa295
And the Meepits Outgrabe

What's wrong?

by kittylin
The Tell-Tale Tails: Sunny Side Up

Teaching Neggs to come out of their shell...

by nezreeze
The Bunker

Aw! I can't stand to hear a little girl cry... Let me get my earmuffs.

by hubadawaha
 
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Altador Cup: Mutants?



"I'm not interested. It's not like there are many mutants I can cheer for." So said one very disgruntled mutant Gelert. "I mean, all the other pets get tons of representation. Even the really rare ones! Where's ours?" A good question indeed! Where are the mutants among the ranks of our esteemed athletes? Surely one would expect to see several, at least among the ranks...



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Faeries Don't Forget
We usually ignore her quests as she only heals pets and makes them heavier...

by ira_7700

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Eye of the Storm
The Shoyru simply sing-songed with glee, "It's a SURPRISE, silly!" and started flying off. Farrich sighed...

by hypermouska

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Where Have All The Mutants Gone?
A good question indeed! Where are the mutants among the ranks of our esteemed athletes? Surely one would expect to see several, at least among the ranks of the Virtupets and Haunted Woods teams.

by literatehyaena

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Pleasing the Palate of Your Jetsam!
Jetsams may look ferocious and scary, but their favorite place to dine is located in the gorgeous world of Maraqua...

by shade876

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Abandoned: Part Seven
Not a second passed before Taite heard the slam of the patio doors, announcing Kiran's presence. "All right, you can look now!"

by goldenpaw

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The Mystery of the Crystal Anubis: Part Two
No one seemed to be taking any charge. I saw some Neopets opening windows and jumping through them, because the door couldn't fit as many people as were trying to escape. "Quiet!" I yelled...

by zach_neo_246



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